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NihilusZero -> RE: The Official NZ Points Thread - Prizes and Scores (2/1/2010 12:32:03 PM)
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NOTICE:
It has been brought up to my attention that anyone in possession of NZ Points must retroactively agree to a few legal addenda in order to continue to reap the "value" of them for any future endeavors. Henceforth:
NZ Points are temporarily disabled while I affix the following disclaimer to them.
- By accepting the NZ Points you are absolving me (NZ) of any liability of damage to the your internet "status" because of how they may be interpreted. Damage, for the purposes of this disclaimer, constitutes primarily the chance that someone will/may label you a clique-member due to having them (even if said individual has accrued more than you) however, is not solely encapsulated by such accusations, and also involves any personal or emotional hardship you may endure or have endured, retroactively, for owning them.
- By choosing to own your NZ points, you additionally consent to a waiver in which you understand that I have not handed the NZ points out for genuine intellectual merit, but solely for selfish and myopic personal subterfuge reasons intended to brainwash you into wanting to shag me or fawn over me in some other fashion. You also understand that choosing to keep points awarded by the CM Sex God du Jour means you may lose favor (unless you are polytheistic) in being able to award your worship to someone else in your life...heck, even someone you're not in a relationship with. I assume no responsibility for monotheistic dilemmas wrought from your decision to retain your NZ Points.
- By choosing to retain your NZ Points, you willingly cede the ability to argue that you have not simultaneously surrendered your brain and autonomy to me. Whether you have actually done so is irrelevant and unrequired; you simply forsake the ability to competently support yourself, in public or private discussion, as an independent entity capable of your own reasoning.
That constitutes the first v2.0 patch to the NZ Point System. Please reboot your system so that all installations may finalize.
Thank you for your patronage.
~NZ, Point System Admin
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