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Alphascendant -> RE: Another fishing joke (10/10/2009 5:06:35 AM)
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An old man owned several cabins along a secluded lake that he rented out to vacationers. After a long , slow, winter he eagarly anticipated his first customers of the new spring season, a pair of newlyweds on their honeymoon. Once he saw the newlyweds he was especially excited as the man's wife was very attractive, he could hardly wait to watch them through the various peepholes hidden throughout all the cabins.
The first night, the lights went out without a sound. At the crack of dawn the new groom walked out the cabin door and straight down to the pier and fished all day. As soon as the sun went down, he returned to the cabin and out went all the lights, without a sound to be heard throughout the night. The next morning, exactly the same routine as the day before, and for every day on thereafter. After a few days, the man who rented out the cabins began to get frustrated at the lack of action inside the cabin and walked down to the pier to talk with the newlywed as he fished. "How's the honeymoon going?" he asked.
"Great!" said the newlywed, "Couldn't be better!"
"I notice you've been doing a lot of fishing," replied the old man.
"Yes, I love fishing," said the newlywed.
"Your wife is a beauty, most guys would be doing something else on their honeymoon instead of fishing," said the old man.
"Well, she has gonorrhea," said the newlywed.
"Well, you could turn her over," said the old man.
"She has diarrhea," said the newlywed.
"At least she can use her mouth," said the old man, running out of alternatives.
"She has pyorrhea," said the newlywed.
"Why did you marry her?" asked the old man.
"She also has worms, and you know I love fishin'"
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