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mydestiny2043 -> Bubba died in a fire (10/9/2009 10:58:47 PM)
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Bubba died in a fire and his body
was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify
the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Cooter and Willie.
(Willie's the one wearing the red hat)
The three men had always done everything
together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad but, you better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said,
'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Willie in to confirm the identity
of the body.
Willie looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Willie said,
'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Willie said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'
[Mod Note: image removed]
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