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Be Very Quiet - 10/9/2009 11:24:16 PM   
mydestiny2043


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'Be Very Quiet'
said the father
to his son.

Father and son
went hunting
together for
the first time.

The father said:
'Stay here and
be very QUIET.
I'll be across
the field.'

A few minutes
later the father
heard a blood
curdling scream
and ran back to
his son..

'What's wrong?'
The father asked.
'I told you to
be very quiet.'

The boy,
bless his heart,
answered;

'Look, I was quiet
when the snake
slithered across
my feet.

I was quiet when
that bear breathed
down my neck.

I didn't move a
muscle when that
skunk climbed over
my shoulder.

I closed my eyes
and held my breath
when the wasp
stung me.

I didn't cough when
I swallowed the gnat.

I didn't cuss or scratch
when the poison oak
started itching.

But when the two
squirrels crawled up my
pant legs and said,

'Should we eat them here
or take them with us?'

'Well, I guess I just panicked.'


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< Message edited by ModeratorEleven -- 10/10/2009 9:02:52 AM >


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