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Wonder if the bands can learn these new songs? - 10/14/2009 11:24:29 AM   
mydestiny2043


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I wonder if the bands can learn these new songs? They are older than we are!!!!!!!!!!



Hey there Old Rockers….get your guitars out. We have new lyrics!





Some of the artists of the60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to

accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo"

as if it were yesterday...





They include:


Bobby Darin - --


Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash



Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown,You've Got A Lovely Walker



Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With A Little Help From Depends



The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?



Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face






Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.




Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver



The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom




Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts



Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade Of Hair



Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping




The Temptations ---

Papa's Got A Kidney stone




Abba---

Denture Queen


"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?


Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling

If You Hear Me Fall





Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore





Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To



And Last but NOT least..

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again
 
 
side note-The original way it was sent had visuals for each tune,but since I've been told to no longer print graphics of any kind I took them out. You'll have to use your imagination.





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RE: Wonder if the bands can learn these new songs? - 10/15/2009 9:15:27 PM   
Aanakaris


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Hard to imagine that the rock gods I remember are now the same age as my grandfather.

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