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Monty Pythonathon - 10/14/2009 1:42:43 PM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		Just wanted to give you folks a heads up.  If you have satellite TV... or maybe if your cable company is worth squat, You have a channel called IFC or internationa film channel.  next week, they are having monty python all week in the evenings.  some unaired stuff, some old flying curcus, Life of Bryan and yessssssssssssssssss Monty Python and the HOLY GRAIL
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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/14/2009 5:24:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank You for sharing the info....


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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/14/2009 5:32:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		ooooh sweeeeet!   Thanks for the heads up, I'm setting ye old dvr now



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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/15/2009 12:38:03 AM   
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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/15/2009 2:51:05 AM   
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(I'd be even more appreciative of your bulletin if I had more than bare bones cable!!).

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/15/2009 7:04:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		oh my!  I am channeling my youth, when the Holy Grail first came out on HBO, and we watched it about 25 times.  I was never the same.  If I recall correctly:

"Strange women in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.  Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.  If I said I was King, just because some moistened bink tossed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/15/2009 8:29:46 AM   
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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/15/2009 8:33:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

HELP! HELP!  I'm being opressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!


Poor Greedy....just remember....hulu is your friend....lol

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/15/2009 8:57:01 AM   
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weeeeeeeeeeeeee
I got hubby a set of the movies n tv progs from the 70s last year
Life of Brian I think is one of my all time favourites, Holy Grail is a very close second
I still get the colly wobbles seeing John Cleese in a centuwion outfit, yeah I know Im weird*shrug*
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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 7:40:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ahh, but the collection won't be complete w/o "The Meaning of Life". Be sure to have some 'wafer thin' mints on hand while watching.


As well as a bucket and a chhhose.

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 7:58:50 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		It IS a shame that all the movies they are showing is Grail and Brian.  Maybe the week after.  Also, Dont forget "Jabberwocky" although, that is my least favorite of the Python Flicks.

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 10:08:03 AM   
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lol

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 2:27:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Indeed i'd be much more enthusiastic about this news if i could actually participate.  However, since we seem to be tossing around our fave lines:

It's only a flesh wound...

i love this whole scene, but i'm too sick to try and remember it.  i'd only screw it up.

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 2:36:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		That rabbit's got a viscious streak a mile wide!!!!!


What's he do? Nibble your bum??



I LOVE that part of the movie

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 4:08:48 PM   
Saratov


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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 4:28:58 PM   
ThatDaveGuy69


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Status: offline 		He must be the king?
How can you tell?
He hasn't got shit all over him.

Dennis! There's some lovely filth over here!

Bring out your dead!
(I'm not dead yet)

How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a NEWT!

Ecky-Ecky-Ecky! P-tang! P-tang!

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air-speed velocity of an un-laden swallow?

What? On a Horse? You've got 2 empty halves of coconut and your banging 'em together1
So...?
Where'd you get them?!

Someday this will all be yours..
What? The curtains...?

This should be a happy time - we shouldn't be arguing over who killed who...

And my favorite scene - the Castle Anthrax:
There is only one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped becon:
You must tie her down, on a bed, and spank her.
And then spank me (and me, me, me, and me!)
Yes, we must all have a spanking!
And then... the ORAL SEX!


I miss Graham Chapman. He was perfect as King Arthur, playing it straight, and somewhat befuddled/frustrated that no one paid him the respect deserving of a king.

The reason they used coconuts was 2-fold: 1, it was funny, and 2, horses were very expensive to rent and none of the cast knew how to ride.

Looking forward to the insanity :)

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/16/2009 4:42:49 PM   
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quote:

She turned me into a NEWT!


Got better....

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/17/2009 7:48:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		NONE SHALL PASS!

Wossit?

NONE SHALL PASS!

I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge!

THAN YOU SHALL DIE!

I command you!  As King of the Britons to stand aside!

I MOVE.  FOR NO MAN.

So be it!

* fight, fight Arthur takes the black knights left arm off*

Now stand aside, worthy adversary!

TIS BUT A SCRATCH!

A scratch? You're arm's off!

NO IT ISNT!

Wot's that then?

IVE HAD WORSE!

You lie!

C'MON YA PANZY!

*fight, fight, Arthur takes BK s right arm*

Victory is mine! *kneels, starts praying when BK kicks Arthur*

C'MON THEN!

Wot!?!

HAVE AT YOU!

You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!

OH, HAD ENOUGH, EH?

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

YES I HAVE.

Look!

TIS  A FLESH WOUND...

*BK continues to kick Arthur*

Look, stop that!

CHICKEN! CHICKEN!

I'll have your leg!   Right!

*Arthur takes BK right leg*

RIGHT! I'LL DO YOU FOR THAT!

You'll what?

C'MERE!

What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

I'M INVINCIBLE!

You're a looney.

THE BLACK KNIGHTS ALWAYS TRIUMPH!!! HAVE AT YOU!

*Arthur rolls his eyes, cuts BK in half*

ALLRIGHT.  WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.

Come, Patsy!

OH, OH I SEE!  RUNNIN' AWAY, EH!?!  YOU YELLOW BASTARD!  COME BACK HERE AND GET WHAT'S COMIN' TO  YA!  I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!






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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/17/2009 8:06:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		YAY for you!!  Dozens of extra bonus points, as that was the scene to which i was referring.  ~applauds enthusiastically~  You rock.  Meh fave.

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RE: Monty Pythonathon - 10/18/2009 5:33:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Steelslilbit

YAY for you!!  Dozens of extra bonus points, as that was the scene to which i was referring.  ~applauds enthusiastically~  You rock.  Meh fave.


Thank you.

I need the extra points to make up for the very sad fact I replicated that from memory...


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