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Mercnbeth -> A Two Bagger? (10/15/2009 9:50:29 AM)
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A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house! We did everything; me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'
'Don't know.. Never found her head."
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