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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! - 10/15/2009 7:41:36 PM   
mydestiny2043


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Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill Gates, and I'll be your Support Waiter.  What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are  you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work.  Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine.  Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check
Waiter: Here you are, Sir.  The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
Patron: Waiter!  There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day ..................................  $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day .....  $2.50
Access to support ...............................  $10.00


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RE: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! - 10/15/2009 8:01:57 PM   
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You people just won't stop ......

On the bill :

Soup of the day $5.00
Upgrade to extra protein $2.35
Potato soup $2.50
Upgrade to extra protein $1.95

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RE: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! - 10/15/2009 8:05:57 PM   
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