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KYsissy -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/18/2009 6:41:40 AM)

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the moment anyone mistakenly has to take a piss next to you in the same stall during the Melbourne Cup or Kentucky Derby?



I have been pretty wasted at the Derby a couple times but never so much that I mistakenly had to piss.




MarsBonfire -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/18/2009 8:08:05 AM)

@Barely:  Nah, I think "hate" is exactly the right word. When you see nutcase teabaggers showing up at Presidential appearances, packing automatic assault weapons, and many of them are carrying signs that protray the POTUS as either the Joker, (a homicidal maniac killer) or as the racist image of an African witch Doctor, you begin to realize that calling them the "honorable opposition" is absurd.

These people are the stupid, uninformed mob from the Frankenstein films. All they are missing are the pitchforkes and the torches. And there, at the head of the stage before them is NOT Kenneth Mars as Inspector Kemp, but gool ol' bat shit crazy Glenn Beck, fake tears flowing from his eyes.




kiwisub12 -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/18/2009 2:45:02 PM)

Cute question, cute kid - and i wonder how long it took him to memorize it. You can't tell me that the whole thing wasn't pre-organised. There is no way that a politician nowdays would allow a random question to hit the tv cameras. Way too many opportunities for disaster in that scenerio.

But if his answer was an ad lib it was a pretty good one.




rulemylife -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/18/2009 8:54:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Excellent answer.  It was probably as scripted as the fly he killed in a previous media opportunity, but whoever wrote it earned their pay today.


Wait..................the fly he killed was scripted?

Did they train the fly? 

Do they have professional fly trainers?

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This just keeps getting more hilarious by the minute. 




TheHeretic -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/18/2009 10:20:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Excellent answer.  It was probably as scripted as the fly he killed in a previous media opportunity, but whoever wrote it earned their pay today.


Wait..................the fly he killed was scripted?

Did they train the fly? 

Do they have professional fly trainers?

[sm=rofl.gif]

This just keeps getting more hilarious by the minute. 




Went right past the word "probably," up there, didn't you, RML?   I guess you've either never heard of insect wranglers using temperature and scent to get flies to do certain things (magicians use the trick, too), or just can't imagine that the Obama administation might ever hire such a person.  I don't know that it actually was, but it could easily have been staged.  Perhaps Mythbusters will take on  the challenge of figing out how plausible it is. 

Would you prefer I suggested this was as staged as Jesse Jackson's "microphone gaffe" about cutting off candidate Obama's nuts?  I found that far less believable than either of these moments.




rulemylife -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/18/2009 11:51:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic


Went right past the word "probably," up there, didn't you, RML?   I guess you've either never heard of insect wranglers using temperature and scent to get flies to do certain things (magicians use the trick, too), or just can't imagine that the Obama administation might ever hire such a person.  I don't know that it actually was, but it could easily have been staged.  Perhaps Mythbusters will take on  the challenge of figing out how plausible it is. 



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Heretic, really you are starting to go off the deep end here.

Insect wranglers being hired by the Obama administration so he could swat a fly on-air?




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/19/2009 2:32:06 AM)

I have been pretty wasted at the Derby a couple times but never so much that I mistakenly had to piss.

one more thing the Aussie tourism board does not want you to know.




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