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Two Nuns And A Vampire - 10/17/2009 4:20:48 AM   
DaftBloke


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Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car.

"Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! F*** off!"
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RE: Two Nuns And A Vampire - 10/17/2009 5:07:37 AM   
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Good and cute as ever!

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RE: Two Nuns And A Vampire - 10/17/2009 8:16:01 PM   
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makes me almost wanna join a convent :P

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RE: Two Nuns And A Vampire - 10/21/2009 12:08:12 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyChallene

Good and cute as ever!


You're charming as ever.

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RE: Two Nuns And A Vampire - 10/21/2009 12:11:06 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Steelslilbit

makes me almost wanna join a convent :P


I reckon you would look damn sexy in a nun's outfit.

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RE: Two Nuns And A Vampire - 10/21/2009 2:08:25 AM   
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