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IronBear -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 6:20:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Good morning Jack,

Generally, I date younger men - they can keep up with me.  However, I would be honored to date any number of the older men on this site.  They make my heart go pitter patter because of who they are.



VWEG.... Hmmmmmmmm uhum hmmmmmmmmmm.. OKkkkkk.  Perhaps I needs change my after shave and deodorant from Eaude d'Bruin to something else then?



sunshinemiss -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 6:31:12 AM)

Ohhhh but Mr. Iron Bear,
You know *everybody knows*  I absolutely adore you!  JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!  You're swoony.
sunshine



maturesub42 -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 8:08:30 AM)

Good luck! I need an older Dom... But you are too young for me!



HalloweenWhite -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 8:55:12 AM)

I was 40 a couple of weeks ago,does that make Me an old fart?,I hope not!. I'm single too,I always tell Myself "the second I give up I've already lost"so I'm not going to give up.



mnottertail -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 8:56:56 AM)

well, your skin ain't hanging on your face so well..........


just saying,
R



subtlebutterfly -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 9:11:06 AM)

I'm old...my earlobes hang below my boobs that reach below my vagina and are soon reaching my toes with the help of gravity. That's why I cannot find a mistress.

Because you're old most people around your age are already settled..get used to it..it gets harder when you get older, but not impossible.



pyroaquatic -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 9:26:18 AM)

No. Not out of luck at all. You 'old' farts have something that us 'young' farts do not have.... experience.

Besides, we are all still methane gasses, and we all stink.



CtDom4U -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 2:05:22 PM)

You can always find a younger woman. The problem probably is that you are also too fussy as to what she looks like or how she acts.



peppermint -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 3:13:34 PM)

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Ifelt realistically because of my age I should look in the range of 35 to 50.


Sorry, the more you add to your saga of finding a slave for yourself, the more I have found to dislike about your attitude.  So, a woman 21 years your junior would work just fine for you, however, a woman your own age or a few years older is out of your ideal age group by several years?  Why?  Why should you only look for younger women and not ones born in the same year as yourself? 



CarrieO -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 3:59:22 PM)

Where to start...

First, re-read sunshinemiss' post HERE and do EVERYTHING she says, especially the part about your profile.  Is there really a reason to toot your "expert" horn?  BTW...how does one become an expert at flea markets and garage sales?  Anyway, the profile is pure kink...if that's all you want, that's what you'll get.  But...

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I say I want a slave in session but a friend and equal intellectual out of collar.

This is just plain confusing.  Not confusing because you want someone smart, but because in looking at your profile I wouldn't think you were actually looking for an "equal intellectual" whatsoever.  All I read is play.

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I call myself a Master because Im not Dom in my normal life but I am very Dom as someones Master.

Why not just drop the "Master" stuff and just call yourself Jack?  Again, read what sunshinemiss wrote.

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I only posed the question because I was told I should look at a younger age group than what I was looking at. Ifelt realistically because of my age I should look in the range of 35 to 50.

I fall in your age range, 43, and I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that I would have no interest in speaking with you given how you portray yourself on your profile.  Age isn't as important as compatability. 

There are some really hot and rockin' older folks around here and I don't hear them complaining about not finding someone simply because of age.  Your profile is a marketing tool...use it as such. 



LookieNoNookie -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/21/2009 4:43:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: MasterJack53

I have been in the lifestyle as a Master for over 35 years. Im 56. I have alot of experience and I have made all my stupid mistakes by now. Problem is, I cant get a slave. I have been told I should seek a younger female as the younger females are seeking older Doms and Masters. Is this true? I really miss having a slave to train or have sessions with.


I don't know what you are talking about.  Some people have age prejudices.  Some don't. 


I did.  (I don't).

I passed up a wonderful (gorgeous) woman 4 years ago because she was 18 years my junior.  She wanted very much to be my Domme.

I did the math and.....when she was going to be 60....I was going to be.....

(Shitting my pants and requiring 27 hour daily, 9 day a week care).

So....I told her "no".

What a complete fuck for brains (I was).

She's fabulous....sincere, thinks I'm a genius, (well.....she got one thing right), and.....loves my 1973 Chevy Kingswood station wagon (of course...not everyone knows....those babies have positraction).

(Naturally....I've updated the 8 track....Momma didn't raise no fool).

Bud....be you....extend yourself....and don't be a total dick like I was and think the world revolves around you.

(Of course....it does but....don't let them know that).





HalloweenWhite -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/22/2009 3:30:25 AM)

LOL,thanks Mnottertail,I feel so much more reassured. ;)



tornaway -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/23/2009 10:42:22 AM)


   Hell ,  I'll be attending a collaring ceremony soon ,  for a Dom ( 65 ) and his TWO subs - both younger .  

  If you believe your age to be a problem , it will be .

   Attitude is the key  - it's everything !



HardMaster44 -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/23/2009 11:23:06 AM)

hi, it can be a problem......I'm 55. Fortunately I have a fulltime 18 yr old slave (not your typical 18 yr old) and an occasional 20 year old painslut. But haven't always been that lucky, so don't give up!



AnnaOfAramis -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/23/2009 11:52:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sweetsub1957

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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Got news for you mate, your only a youngster, at the young age of 64, I have just began to have fun and have the life experienced to only now really enjoy the fun and look forward to making fucking really whopping mistakes now too.. Viva le Olde Farts.



haha  Hey!  I like that!!


I agree sweetsub !! I much prefer older men. When it comes to movie stars and things, none interest me because they all seem to be "pretty boys"... there's only two that do it for me: Sean Connery (79) and Patrick Stewart (69)- and they are quite a bit older than me. Old Farts make me growl :)



IronBear -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/23/2009 6:39:29 PM)

Growling is good. Growling is sexy...... 



Wolf2Bear -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/23/2009 7:46:20 PM)

And growling brings all the other bears and bear cubs out of hibernation! 



IronBear -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/23/2009 10:38:45 PM)

Hell yes and the wolf packs too don't forget. Can't forget the brothers of the night. 



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/24/2009 5:09:27 PM)

mmmmm growling is very good IB, especially growling in one's ear *shivers*



AnnaOfAramis -> RE: are we old farts out of luck (10/24/2009 6:45:48 PM)

*giggles* Master says sometimes I sound like a wookie. I'm not sure that's altogether flattering, lol.



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