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Why dogs are better than women - 10/18/2009 11:22:08 PM   
mydestiny2043


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Dogs don't cry
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you sing great
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
Dogs understand that farts ar funny<
Dogs love red meat
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
Anyone can get a good looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
Dogs never need to examine the relationship
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs like beer
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted
Dogs will actually wear that studded leather collar you bought them last year



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RE: Why dogs are better than women - 10/19/2009 7:09:20 AM   
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Dogs dont bitch

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RE: Why dogs are better than women - 10/19/2009 10:38:32 PM   
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why dogs are equal to women---simple--life without either would be less ...on any given day- either can surpass our expectations!!
thank the comos -thank the Gods -thank the women -and thank the Dogs!!

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