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mydestiny2043 -> Why dogs are better than men (10/18/2009 11:24:14 PM)

*Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
  *Dogs miss you when you're gone.
  *You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
  *Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
  *Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
  *Dogs don't criticize your friends.
  *Dogs admit when they're jealous.
  *Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
  *Dogs do not play games with you except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
  *Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most  important thing is that you're together.
  *Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
  *No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.
  *You can train a dog.
  *Dogs are easy to buy for.
  *Dogs are good with kids.
  *Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
  *You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
  *Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
  *The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK - The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives  it to you.)
  *Dogs understand what NO means.
  *Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
  *Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
  *Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
  *Dogs do not read at the table.
  *Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
  *You can house train a dog.
  *You can force a dog to take a bath.
  *Dogs don't correct your stories.
  *Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
  *Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
  *Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
  *Dogs admit it when they're lost.
  *Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
  *Dogs look at your eyes.
  *Dogs like your size.
  *Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
  *Dogs take care of their own needs.
  *Dogs are color blind.
  *Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
  *Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
  *Dogs are nice to your relatives.
  *Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them. [sm=insane.gif][sm=insane.gif][sm=insane.gif]



SweetDommes -> RE: Why dogs are better than men (10/19/2009 1:06:15 AM)

is it sad that I like both lists? Maybe I should give up on people and become the "crazy dog lady" instead of the "crazy cat lady" lol



mydestiny2043 -> RE: Why dogs are better than men (10/19/2009 2:44:17 AM)

Or have both and be the crazy cool pet lady[:)].Works for me.[:D][:D]



SweetDommes -> RE: Why dogs are better than men (10/19/2009 3:32:13 PM)

Oh yeah, I'm definitely partial to cats, overall ... but then again, I like rats too ... lol, I'll just have a little zoo and start charging admission (I'm tempted to do that anyway, with all the critters we have)



Muttling -> RE: Why dogs are better than men (10/19/2009 5:09:12 PM)

A few accuracy updates....

*Dogs do not have problems licking themselves in public.[/font]
*Dogs growl and snarl when they're jealous.
*Dogs understand what NO means and still ignore it, just like men.
*Dogs look at your eyes......then sniff your butt
*Dogs take care of their own needs. as long as you feed, water, walk, bathe, etc. them.
*Dogs mean it when they kiss you after licking their butt.
*Dogs are nice to your relatives as long as they give them treats.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Why dogs are better than men (10/19/2009 5:11:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mydestiny2043

*Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
  *Dogs miss you when you're gone.
  *You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
  *Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
  *Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
  *Dogs don't criticize your friends.
  *Dogs admit when they're jealous.
  *Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
  *Dogs do not play games with you except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
  *Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most  important thing is that you're together.
  *Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
  *No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.
  *You can train a dog.
  *Dogs are easy to buy for.
  *Dogs are good with kids.
  *Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
  *You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
  *Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
  *The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK - The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives  it to you.)
  *Dogs understand what NO means.
  *Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
  *Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
  *Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
  *Dogs do not read at the table.
  *Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
  *You can house train a dog.
  *You can force a dog to take a bath.
  *Dogs don't correct your stories.
  *Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
  *Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
  *Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
  *Dogs admit it when they're lost.
  *Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
  *Dogs look at your eyes.
  *Dogs like your size.
  *Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
  *Dogs take care of their own needs.
  *Dogs are color blind.
  *Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
  *Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
  *Dogs are nice to your relatives.
  *Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them. [sm=insane.gif][sm=insane.gif][sm=insane.gif]



Pffffffffffffft.

(Some dogs are better than others).

(And by the way....I'm VERY clear about when I need to go out).



Termyn8or -> RE: Why dogs are better than men (10/19/2009 5:59:06 PM)

Dogs rarely act like Women.

<<((FLAME SUIT))>>

T



MasterJack53 -> RE: Why dogs are better than men (10/19/2009 7:43:26 PM)

now that was ruff!



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