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DesFIP -> Why horses are better than men (10/19/2009 7:13:32 PM)
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A horse understands why shoes must come in sets of four
If a horse starts to stray, all you have to do is throw a rope over their neck.
A horse feels no need to sow his oats. He simply eats them.
You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and get hopelessly lost
Next to a horse, a man must feel some how inadequate.
Horses are into a "stable" relationship
A woman can always be sure that her horse is properly groomed.
Horses are easier to "saddle"
A horse is never too busy to spend time with you
You can ride a horse all day long and will never get a complaint.
Horses look good in leather.
Horses don't mind if you ride another horse instead of them.
And more
- If they don't work out you can sell them.
- They don't come with in-laws.
- You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
- You never have to iron their saddle pads.
- If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
- They smell good when they sweat.
- You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
- It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
- You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
- They don't want their turn at the computer.
- They turn white with age, but not bald.
- They've never *heard* of PMS.
- They learn to accept restraint.
- They love to go trail riding.
- They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot
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