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White House Breakfast - 3/6/2006 12:29:21 PM

Gauge

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Dick Cheney and George Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like for breakfast.
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>He replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fresh fruit".
>"And what can I get for you Mr. President?"
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>George W replies with his trademark wink and a slight grin,
>"How about a quickie this morning?
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>Why Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to
act like Mr. Clinton and you are only in the first year of your second term!"
>
>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers .
>"It's pronounced 'quiche'."

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RE: White House Breakfast - 3/7/2006 7:14:18 PM

kalstolyn

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hah, last time I heard that joke, it was about Clinton.

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RE: White House Breakfast - 3/7/2006 7:44:11 PM

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rofl

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RE: White House Breakfast - 3/7/2006 8:43:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: angelic

rofl

ROFLMAO....... remember his own momma said.. he's not the sharpest pencil in the box either...

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RE: White House Breakfast - 3/8/2006 12:56:32 AM

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:) Was probably the same waitress

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RE: White House Breakfast - 3/8/2006 8:16:50 AM

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