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mydestiny2043 -> A toddler's creed (10/20/2009 2:21:28 AM)

 If I want it, it's mine.

If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.

If I can take it away from you, it's mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what.

If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.

If it looks like mine, it's mine.
[8D][8D][8D]




NormalOutside -> RE: A toddler's creed (10/20/2009 2:33:26 AM)

Sounds like a possessive Daddy's creed.

If I want you, you're mine. You will never belong to anyone else, no matter what. You're MINE. ;)




sirsholly -> RE: A toddler's creed (10/20/2009 2:50:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mydestiny2043

 If I want it, it's mine.

If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.

If I can take it away from you, it's mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what.

If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.

If it looks like mine, it's mine.
[8D][8D][8D]


If i make a total disaster in my diaper, it's yours.

If i require something to flush down the toilet, it's yours.

If i puke on it, yep...yours.

If i break it, it's yours.

then,

When you wash off the puke and glue it back together.....MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



<---Mommy of a toddler [8|]




Termyn8or -> RE: A toddler's creed (10/20/2009 6:04:02 AM)

FR

Do y'all realize this is a near perfect description of the government ?

T




lovingpet -> RE: A toddler's creed (10/20/2009 6:38:42 AM)

LOL!!!!!

I identify with the toddler AND the possessive Daddy! Doesn't that make me a perv? Oh and yes, I think we all know that ALL governments are petulant little 2 year olds with access to toys that go boom.

lovingpet




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