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GoddessImaginos -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:04:16 PM)

..has anyone kept a tally of how many different threads this person is whining on, exactly? I've lost count..



fluffypet61 -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:04:17 PM)

You're kidding, right??? Comparing us to OkCupid.com????
 
Collarme and Collarchat are NOT "dating" sites.
 
Go ahead and leave already.



shirowantami -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:05:26 PM)

One of them is in this thread. The other lives in Misissippi. 



LadyPact -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:06:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

..has anyone kept a tally of how many different threads this person is whining on, exactly? I've lost count..


I honestly don't know, but this is one of the funniest exits in CM history!



DavanKael -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:07:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet


quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

My ideas don't fall into predetermined guidelines.

Wow I have a picture of my cock so I'm shallow. Lets take a look at 95 percent of the user base.

Also I got two compliments on the picture, and I've only been on here for like 6 hours. Didn't get any other messages. I wonder what people really care about...



1. So what you are saying is that you are weird. Yay!!!! The secret clubhouse is over there.

2. Why would you want to blend in with 95% of the user population when the goal is to stand out over and above the crowd?

3. So why aren't you pursuing the two people who commented positively on your pic?

4. I care about a genuine connection with someone mature, wise, and compatible.

5. Can I have a cookie now?

lovingpet



To #3: Please tell the kid to pursue the one person that wasn't me who complimented the cock pic
To #5: If it's upto me, sure.  Just bought a bunch of cookies last night; what's your preference?
  Davan



yourdarkdesire -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:07:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

..has anyone kept a tally of how many different threads this person is whining on, exactly? I've lost count..


I honestly don't know, but this is one of the funniest exits in CM history!



What exit?

(and the answer is 3 - I think)



lovingpet -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:09:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: shirowantami

No one has lines of ladies jumping to serve them. There is no reason to serve other than the love to serve.

Hissy-Fit? No more like I can't believe I thought this would actually help me find anyone. I never said I'm invulnerable to feeling alone. OH GOD IM SUCH AN UNDESIRABLE DOM NOW.

Not sure what a "great" profile holds. I assume that means "More special effects and lies".





1. Actually, yes, some do.

2. Loving to serve is one of a great many reasons to serve including actually loving the person one is serving.

3. Yes, a hissy fit.

4. Nothing will help you find anyone if you can't be patient and mature.

5. Feeling alone is a normal part of life. Adapt.

6. Finding someone doesn't always relieve that feeling either, especially when it is rushed and a forced fit.

7. Pretty much.

8. A great profile holds a genuine, full personality and not just kink and pick up lines.

9. It had better not hold lies or other bullshit.

10. I'm still waiting on my cookie.

lovingpet



lucylucy -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:10:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

Wow, signed up and disgusted all within 24 hours


Very efficient!

Don't let the door hit you on the ass . . .



shirowantami -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:10:45 PM)

Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know where to find the "Im looking for kinky girls to meet up with and get INTO  the scene with" site. So I came here.



lovingpet -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:11:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet


quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

My ideas don't fall into predetermined guidelines.

Wow I have a picture of my cock so I'm shallow. Lets take a look at 95 percent of the user base.

Also I got two compliments on the picture, and I've only been on here for like 6 hours. Didn't get any other messages. I wonder what people really care about...



1. So what you are saying is that you are weird. Yay!!!! The secret clubhouse is over there.

2. Why would you want to blend in with 95% of the user population when the goal is to stand out over and above the crowd?

3. So why aren't you pursuing the two people who commented positively on your pic?

4. I care about a genuine connection with someone mature, wise, and compatible.

5. Can I have a cookie now?

lovingpet



To #3: Please tell the kid to pursue the one person that wasn't me who complimented the cock pic
To #5: If it's upto me, sure.  Just bought a bunch of cookies last night; what's your preference?
  Davan


Whoopsie!!!! to #3. And chocolate chip please to #5. [:)]



mnottertail -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:13:19 PM)

quote:


sammies have a real hard life, my friend.


REPLY:

quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami
I'm not black



If that was a joke, it is fucking ruder than even I can be, and I'm cute about being rude.

If it is not a joke, and you are clueless.....then you need to understand and get some grounding somehow in basic concepts that are beyond slap and tickle for friday night and saturday afternoons.

Ron



GoddessImaginos -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:13:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: shirowantami

I'm not black


Who asked or otherwise gave you the impression that anyone gives a shit what race you are, little one? Seriously, you are so *NOT* a Dominant. You are a child and an attention whore, and you continue to demonstrate this with every additional thing you type. Run along now, and come back in about twenty years, by when you actually might have learned something.



lovingpet -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:13:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

And why does everyone assume that I want to be an exclusively dominating type of person ALL the time, that only wants women who are completely subservient to me in all ways.

How fucking BORING.



1. The only one ASS uming is you.

2. So what do you want?

3. Because you appear to want this site to bow and scrape to your every desire within 24 hours?

4. Yeah, something's boring here.

5. I'm not bored though I should be.

lovingpet



shirowantami -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:15:20 PM)

K here's my entire new profile:

Never met up with any kinksters before. I am very up for going new places and meeting new people but I have very little desire to be active in the BDSM community.
I find great pleasure in expressing the lifestyle privately with a very special person who I have yet to find.



DavanKael -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:15:42 PM)

Chocolate chip I can do; come on over!  And, thank you for not pointing him in my direction...good lord, if it were just a matter of cock, I could have well behaved cock any ole time.  This kid's drama makes that whole cock thing useful only if he's gagged (Which may not be a bad idea for someone to utilize with him...and then natter at him like he's been nattering all over CM today). 
  Davan
(Who is feeling surly because she has to go back to work tomorrow)



lovingpet -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:15:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

One of them is in this thread. The other lives in Misissippi. 


1. So?

2. A great connection is worth the effort and sacrifice.

3. I think you should go for the one on this thread. *evil grin*

lovingpet



shirowantami -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:16:41 PM)

I'm sorry, I have never heard of a "sammie" before except for an extremely old racial slur. What the hell do you want from me?



LadyPact -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:17:43 PM)

Well, this might be one explanation for the higher traffic on CM.

Person writes post.

Post doesn't go over so well and most people laugh.

People make comments relating to laughter.

OP continues to give us reasons to laugh.

Before you know it, kinky people all over are wiping tears of laughter from their eyes and typing away.

Even better, OP of the first post decides to write additional threads.  (OP is still here, btw, rather than following through on the original statement.)

Wash, rinse, repeat.



DavanKael -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:17:50 PM)

That's your new profile?!  *Rolls eyes and shakes head.* 
You know, it would show a bit of maturity were you to make an apology for your behavior, comport yourself as if you mean it, and ask for some help with your profile.
  Davan



lovingpet -> RE: Just joined this site and am leaving (10/20/2009 2:17:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know where to find the "Im looking for kinky girls to meet up with and get INTO  the scene with" site. So I came here.


1. Was that an apology for your behavior?

2. That is understandable.

3. How about getting out into the scene on your own and meet some real life people?

4. Life exists beyond your computer screen.

5. Welcome.

6. Davan's chocolate chip cookies are excellent.

lovingpet



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