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DavanKael -> I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:09:42 PM)

[sm=dancer.gif]Inspired by the kid who had a hissy fit all over CM today, I have created the following thread. 
Y'all are invited to express what you wish to have a hissy fit over. 
Afterall, the kid shouldn't have a corner on the market for hissy fits!  :> 

After a glorious few weeks off, I am starting a new job tomorrow.  I wish to have a hissy fit at the prospect of having a commute, needing to be in an office, and overall about being back in the grown-up workforce again.  < pout >  I'm not offended about having a paycheck again, though would like to get one for simply being the cool me that I am, lol!  Waiting is.  [sm=cool.gif]
  Davan



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:12:11 PM)

Davan,

Just a question here, please.  Since I'm from the South, would it be all right to use a "Southernism" in this thread, as a term of art, so to speak?  I do not have hissy fits.  I actually "pitch a tizzy."

Please advise so I know whether I may reply.

Thank you.
Red  [:)]



GoddessImaginos -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:13:47 PM)

hey red, I thought that was "thowed a fit"..



GoddessImaginos -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:16:40 PM)

I would like to have a bigger hissy fit than My 2-yr-old grandson is having right now in the other room, because it is bedtime and he does not wish it.. no wait *shhh*.. it just went quiet. Maybe My duct tape suggestion worked after all..



LadyPact -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:17:07 PM)

My hiss fit is regarding the lack of aspirin.  My head hurts from repeatedly banging it into the desk.  I spent a whole six hours wanting an aspirin, but nobody plopped a couple down in My lap while I was sitting here.  Yep, right here in front of the computer, where I could have used google and found locations to procure aspirin Myself.  Why isn't anybody rushing here to give Me all of the aspirin and attention that I want?

Oh, and the people who have aspirin, I don't want to hear from you.  Nope.  Not any of you who have ever taken aspirin in your life.  You don't know Me, so you wouldn't know a thing about how aspirin is what I want.  I figure the longer I whine about it, the aspirin will just appear.



DavanKael -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:18:07 PM)

Red, rock on with that pitchin a tizzy.  [;)]
Davan



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:18:35 PM)

HARUMPH!!!  I wish to share the DISGRUNTLEMENT of having a BORKED COMPUTER!!!  WHY the black screen of nothingness???  What did we do to deserve this?  Sure, I am grateful for my six yr old laptop but DANG!!

I am also disgruntled that the men I reeeeely like live too far away.  And that I have to turn in my beloved Impala next week. 

GAH!!



DavanKael -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:21:04 PM)

LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
  Davan



MistressLavinia -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:21:53 PM)

I couldnt reply to the kid having the hissy fit, because I was having a hissy fit over his hissy fit.  Things like that give me a hissy fit.  Excessive drama over b.s.  I get in such a complete hissy fit, I have to block out the hissers, and deal with something more productive.

Thank you for letting me now throw my "shitfit"  over the hissyfit. 

Lavinia---<3



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:22:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

hey red, I thought that was "thowed a fit"..


Well there is that, but I like to think that I'm a little more "evolved" in my crazy.  [:D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:22:04 PM)

I am allergic to aspirin.  [8|]



fluffypet61 -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:23:03 PM)

i don't have aspirin ... i don't get headaches...
 
WHY CAN'T i HAVE A HEADACHE JUST LIKE LADYPACT???
 
i want a headache right now ...Why can't i have a headache?
 
You get all the headaches, Lady Pact.  Why can't i have one?
 
Do you have something against old women???
 
Do you have something against slaves?



GoddessImaginos -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:23:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

My hiss fit is regarding the lack of aspirin.  My head hurts from repeatedly banging it into the desk.  I spent a whole six hours wanting an aspirin, but nobody plopped a couple down in My lap while I was sitting here.  Yep, right here in front of the computer, where I could have used google and found locations to procure aspirin Myself.  Why isn't anybody rushing here to give Me all of the aspirin and attention that I want?

Oh, and the people who have aspirin, I don't want to hear from you.  Nope.  Not any of you who have ever taken aspirin in your life.  You don't know Me, so you wouldn't know a thing about how aspirin is what I want.  I figure the longer I whine about it, the aspirin will just appear.



Here LP, have a Goody powder. They thumb their imperialistic noses at plain ol' aspirin. I, however, would like to have a hissy about the way they tend to eat the lining of the stomach and cause liver issues if taken too regularly for too long..



DesFIP -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:24:13 PM)

Can you pitch a tizzy if nobody goes "bless your heart".

I shall hissy fit it over the fact that this computer needs to go into the shop. It's freezing up several times a day despite the fact I have an antivirus, a registry cleaner, and two different antimalwares on it.

You know what that means, don't you? Forum withdrawal, sob.



GoddessImaginos -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:25:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

HARUMPH!!!  I wish to share the DISGRUNTLEMENT of having a BORKED COMPUTER!!!  WHY the black screen of nothingness???  What did we do to deserve this?  Sure, I am grateful for my six yr old laptop but DANG!!

I am also disgruntled that the men I reeeeely like live too far away.  And that I have to turn in my beloved Impala next week. 

GAH!!


I haz a borked computer too. It blew up the other night, complete with sparks and magic smelly blue smoke and everything. Want to throw a duet? [:D]



LadyPact -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:27:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
Davan


I'm glad you liked it, Davan.  Also, I wanted to wish you good luck on your first day tomorrow.  Knock 'em dead.  (In the non kinky type way, of course.  [;)])



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:27:11 PM)

MY computer did not blow smoke and sparklies!!!  It even fails at BORKING!!!  [:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]



porcelaine -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:27:50 PM)

i'd like to have a cup of coffee but it is too late. i don't want to move from bed at all. nor am in the mood to get up and make a fresh pot. i could really use a slave.

now i'm getting pissed. if the slave was here i'd send them to starbucks instead. which is only a block away. but no can do. which leaves me with the fit i'm too darned tired to have. so i'll roll my eyes instead and pout a tad. shitters.

porcelaine



DavanKael -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:28:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
Davan


I'm glad you liked it, Davan.  Also, I wanted to wish you good luck on your first day tomorrow.  Knock 'em dead.  (In the non kinky type way, of course.  [;)])



Thank you!!!  [:)]
  Davan



DavanKael -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:29:29 PM)

I like this evolution of different terminologies for pitchin a fit!  :> 
  Davan



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