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Mercnbeth -> Love Hurts! (3/6/2006 5:06:16 PM)
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Of course it does if you're doing it right!
No, not that kind of hurt that we all love to inflict or have inflicted upon. This is about the kind of hurt that results in you being a punchline when the ER doctors and nurses get together after work for a few drinks.
According to a study identified in this article, one in three said they hurt themselves somewhat routinely. Again - remember we aren't talking about CM members where that number would be closer to 100%. The article is talking about injures more serious than even a concussion resulting from your head running into the headboard. (Reference stolen from the article.)
We're talking about; "A 29-year-old man heard a snap during sexual intercourse followed by immediate detumescence and a swelling of the penile basis and scrotum, due to a penile fracture." Maybe inspired by the Olympics some people tried their own bedroom "triple Lutz ending in a flying sit spin"!
But of course men are men and they love playing with their toys. Sometimes playing with the favorite "toy" doesn't go as expected:
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It’s amazing what guys do to the poor thing. They “incarcerate” it in steel rings, attach radiator hose clamps, play mumblety-peg with it and a staple gun.
From another journal report: “We report removal of heavy iron (barbell) and steel (sledgehammer head) items incarcerating the penis with a heavy-duty air grinder provided by the fire department.”
If there’s an imaginable way to masturbate, some man has tried it.
“In the hospital the patient reported that his penis got caught in the hose attachment of an old Kobold vacuum cleaner…”
Sure you women laugh, but is this an instance of "but for the grace of god...quote:
..."We present the radiological findings of a healthy young woman who presented with acute onset of abdominal pain and was found to have extensive pneumoperitoneum.” That means she had air in her abdomen. And where did the air come from? It was “Jacuzzi-jet induced.” beth does LOVE her hot tub!
Finally of course, since this was a story about sex; Italians were highlighted. quote:
“A 64-year-old Italian woman presented to our department with a three-week history of sudden, severe lower back pain…” Turned out she had fractured her pelvis. “We were enlightened as to the aetiology [origins] of the fracture by a nuclear medicine technician who spoke Italian, to whom the patient had explained the nature of her complaint. The severe pain commenced after a rather physical sexual encounter with her husband.” Sixty-four!!! Just coming into her sexual peak now that her 40 year old Italian son finally moved out of the house!
This example didn't sound like an injury. It sounded like someone took his/her partner to the ER just to brag: quote:
“Six patients presented with a precipitous decrease in vision in one eye with no apparent predisposing factors. After obtaining a careful history, each patient revealed that he or she had been engaging in rigorous sexual activity…”
In these cases, the patients popped blood vessels in their eyes, perhaps from screaming during orgasm.
Entire Article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11624436/
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