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TheGaggingWh0re -> The perfect PMS cure (10/22/2009 8:24:58 PM)
So the convo between a girl and I brought up the perfect PMS cure. I have it right here: Me: I would! Ugh, except now. Now would just be cuddlemuffintime. I'm on my rag and feeling like a grumpus. Her: aww im sorry hun.i just got off the rag Me: According to my friend I 'gave her cramps' today because she started, LOL! Go figure. Me: Yeah, I could barely walk this morning Me: Stupid uterus Her: aww. i would take care of you hun..till we sink up like routers hahaha Me: lmao, yeah really! Me: That'd be nice ^^ Me: I can see Master coming home and we're both sitting in a tub of hot water, pain pills off to the side, playing pretty pretty princess while eating rare steak. Now THAT is a cure if there ever was one! Her: OMG that would be the most amazing cure ever...we should market that cure hahahaha Me: LOL! Call it the 'PMS package' Just add water! ==== Anyone else have a 'perfect PMS cure' they'd like to share?

Termyn8or -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/22/2009 8:33:15 PM)
Well I would start by leaving her the hell alone, ordering out and not saying a word about the dishes. Then I would hide all the knives and ammo in the house. Then perhaps a bath, but only if she suggests it. (picture "So I stink too huh ?). T

JoanieHoney2001 -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/22/2009 10:08:08 PM)
For me the cure is a rather large glass of Black Velvet and Diet Coke accompanied by a large bag of chocalate.

YoursMistress -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/22/2009 11:56:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JoanieHoney2001 For me the cure is a rather large glass of Black Velvet and Diet Coke accompanied by a large bag of chocalate. That'll cure just about anything.

SteelofUtah -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/23/2009 12:17:25 AM)
I patented the PMS Cure YEARS ago. Give her her own room and when she starts acting all pissy and bitchy throw a few Lady Godiva's and Bottle of Midol and The Priest from the Exsorcist in the room and close the door behind you and go to your usual bedroom and enjoy the whole bed for 5 to 9 days. It Fucking rocks when you can send them to deal with that shit in a dark room all by themselves. Anytime they surface and start getting angry just get a few more Lady Godiva's or Linden Chocolates and maybe a bottle of Hard Liquor and invest in heavy duty pad locks. Steel

TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/23/2009 8:18:55 AM)
LMFAO I forgot I had posted this, but I'm glad I did because I woke up like a fucking thundering wildebeest. Post-hot-shower and reading...I'm feeling less demonic. Termy: Master was a little more chill with me last night. I remember he wanted something to drink and he looked at me the way he does and I looked at him doing my VERY VERY BEST not to glare. I think it was the fact that I held back and forced a small, inviting smile that led him to pat me on my head while he went and fetched it himself. That or maybe it was the little blood dribble hanging from the corner of my mouth after tearing into a bloody steak (knives and forks are for the weak!). Joanie: You had me at 'bag of chocolate'. What I wouldn't do for a steady supply of dark chocolate or some yummy mint chocolate. Mmmm... Steel: Oh, it's on! We'll have a competetive market. Nothing beats playing Pretty Pretty Princess! However, I think even I would go chasing some yummy chocolate into a dark room [:)] Ugh. What is poor Master going to do when he has two or three ragging bitches? Muahahaha.

Hillwilliam -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/23/2009 11:09:29 AM)
What about those Godiva dark chocolate bars with Raspberry filling?

mithrell -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/23/2009 12:53:44 PM)
The cherry cordial hersey kisses. I still want sex though ..lol the ex hubby would get all mad because I wouldn't tell him when I started...It doesnt bother my new Sir.

TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: The perfect PMS cure (10/23/2009 2:06:19 PM)
I have an allergy to tree nuts, so a lot of the chocolates they have out there I can't have and I believe that includes Godiva (curse you, frail life!). Raspberry doesn't do it for me. I think a delicious chocolate covered strawberry or banana would be divine! And BLEGH. I never like cordial cherries! Again, strawberry or banana behbeh! Mithrell: Sex? My older sister wants sex on her rag too. I don't! I mean, toward the end I'm not so painful and bloaty and stuff, but in the beginning...igh. It smells funny xD

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