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The New Bride - 10/23/2009 1:45:05 AM   
mydestiny2043


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"Disclamer'......I didn't write it,I'm just the messenger !

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She did, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you
forget it! I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his kneecap.  He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right! And that's the way it's gonna be until your stinking attitude changes!"

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RE: The New Bride - 10/23/2009 1:46:44 AM   
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