Drifa
Posts: 547
Joined: 7/27/2007 From: Rural Texas Status: offline
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Do you know the definitions between kinky, perverted, and sick? (1) Kinky means you will use a feather to gently stoke your lover's sensitive bits, whispering incredibly erotic things in their ear while you do it, until they come as much from the stimulation to their imagination as to their body. (2) Perverted means that you use the entire chicken as a sex toy. Erotic whispers are optional, this stage is all about buggery with a chicken. (3) Sick is when you take the chicken from #2, cook it up with the best Julia Childs recipes, then feed it to the lover's mother or grandmother, before explicitly explaining the chicken's provenance and history at the end of the meal.
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