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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/25/2009 6:30:14 PM

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Wouldn't there need to be some periodic "maintenance" to keep it erect?

i'd volunteer to go from man to man being a "fluffer"!

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/25/2009 6:59:37 PM

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Shit. I missed it.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/25/2009 7:04:25 PM

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You missed it? The opportunity to be a fluffer? I'm sure that fluffy will share fluffing duties.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/25/2009 7:58:33 PM

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Cali, I can't decide whether you are a smartass or a sass monkey.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 5:23:05 AM

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quote:

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And what happens if there is too much material? Wow, talk about embarrassing.

To be honest, my first reaction was to consider all the fun possibilities for CBT. (Hmmm, Methinks Master will need to hear about this turn of events.....)

Nuh uh.. Your first reaction was to post that on Facebook! LOL I hope I appeared properly shocked! :)

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 5:25:12 AM

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My first thought here was...."Huh...that's kinda hot in a sick twisted sorta way"

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 5:28:27 AM

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THAT IS HORRIBLE

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 5:30:28 AM

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Cali, I can't decide whether you are a smartass or a sass monkey.

i vote for smart-ass

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 8:18:49 AM

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Yanno in a warped and twisted way, I can see cjan auditioning to be a fluffier!

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 8:34:50 AM

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I hope there are no UM's on that beach. This would be in the category of nonconsensual kink, to say the least.

Do their girlfriends have bikini bottoms that accentuate their camel toes?

Ew.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 8:48:20 AM

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What would be the differences between these articles of clothing, being naked but having swim trunks painted on so that it appears that one is wearing something, or being completely naked?

(Forgetting, for the moment, that these trunks probably fall under the category of adult-themed novelties.)

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 9:21:59 AM

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I dunno Sappa, but I think you need to model all of the options for us. And take pictures, lots of pictures. My inbox is open. <-- that sounds very naughty.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 9:33:04 AM

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personally, there are very few men I'd want to see wearing Speedos ANYWAY.. let alone with this ...variation.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 12:05:44 PM

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I dunno Sappa, but I think you need to model all of the options for us. And take pictures, lots of pictures. My inbox is open. <-- that sounds very naughty.

You're sweet Cali.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 12:21:00 PM

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Carefull, dude. I WILL go up inya , if'n I haftah.

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Yanno in a warped and twisted way, I can see cjan auditioning to be a fluffier!

< Message edited by cjan -- 10/26/2009 12:53:13 PM >

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 12:25:21 PM

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W0000000000000000000000t!! CJ!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 12:45:44 PM

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Get over it, Toppy. Your goin' to the BIG land of speedos.

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personally, there are very few men I'd want to see wearing Speedos ANYWAY.. let alone with this ...variation.

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 2:33:35 PM

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show of hands...

who would like to see cjan in a speedo?

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 3:01:37 PM

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Hmmm... Pimpettes? What was CJ wearing when we went swimming last year? Was it a speedo? I'm gonna have to get out my pics and take a look-see. Not that some of us haven't seen him in less...

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RE: Words Just Fail Me - 10/26/2009 3:21:27 PM

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I do not recall speedo action.... because if there had been a speedo, wouldn't I have, well, SAID SOMETHING??

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