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yourdarkdesire -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 5:58:51 AM)

hehe - after the trolls around lately I thought we needed some levity [:)]



VirginPotty -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 6:14:43 AM)

Ok, I'm back from the store!

Everyone gather around for your purchases! 


[sm=ballchain.gif]<<<<<50lb Ben Wa ball
[sm=ass.gif]<<<<<Butt plug
[sm=buddies.gif]<<<<<Beer for the bug who started it all
[sm=club.gif]<<<<<<Dildo
[sm=duel.gif]<<<<<<10 ft. pole for Mr. Jim to "touch" Clumsy with
[sm=fight.gif]<<<<<<<<< Dungeon irons (So sue me, no proper emoticon)

[sm=mistress.gif]<<<<Whip & blow up doll for snarky posters who can't get the real thing cause we're all in cliques cutting our hair
[sm=marionette.gif]<<<<<Restraints
[sm=pole.gif]<<<<<<<Spreader bar that doubles as a stipper pole
[sm=seesaw.gif]<<<<<<Inflatable hot seat
[sm=giveup.gif]<<<<White flag when you've had enough.

**Whew! Did I get everything**??



DarkSteven -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 6:17:31 AM)

Damn, Potty, you're good!  You got all that at a Safeway?  I wonder what you could have gotten at an adult store...





purepleasure -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 6:19:08 AM)

*quietly takes the credit card from Pots and slips it back into Steven's wallet without him noticing*



DarkSteven -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 6:20:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I gotta give Steven credit.


Fixed.



purepleasure -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 6:23:39 AM)

thank you



sirsholly -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 6:40:56 AM)



quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I gotta give Steven credit.
why...all the major credit card companies turn him down?

Kept telling him it is hard to get plastic when you are over 65 but does he believe me???? NOOOoooooooooo......



yourdarkdesire -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 7:38:25 AM)

dammit Pots - did you get some Airmiles for all that?????

[sm=chug.gif][sm=chug.gif][sm=chug.gif]



VirginPotty -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 7:40:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

dammit Pots - did you get some Airmiles for all that?????


Nawwwwwwww, just used my broom!![image]http://wesinfo/version2images/image_of_the_day/Thumbnails/2009_extra_Tasker_4.jpg[/image]



DesFIP -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 7:45:03 AM)

I'm impressed. But if anyone is running back out, could I get a half gallon of milk?



VirginPotty -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 7:54:25 AM)

quote:

I'm impressed. But if anyone is running back out, could I get a half gallon of milk?


We don't have to leave for that...I hear there's Smurf cum on another thread. You don't mind pink milk do you? Just pretend it's strawberry flavored![;)]



DesFIP -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 8:13:22 AM)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!



VirginPotty -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 8:28:59 AM)

[sm=dunno.gif]You asked



Daddysredhead -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 8:47:27 AM)

I will now be taking my leave for the next few hours. These people actually expect me to get stuff done. And on Friday, no less.

GEEZ!!!!!!!!! [8|]



VirginPotty -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 8:48:44 AM)

[sm=hewah.gif]Wait! Who's going to teach me about "tossed salads, enemas & wine coolers"???



sirsholly -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 8:55:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[sm=hewah.gif]Wait! Who's going to teach me about "tossed salads, enemas & wine coolers"???
c'mere Pots [sm=whisper.gif]



VirginPotty -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 9:03:16 AM)

[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s8.gif[/image] 
Gross! You touched me & blew in my ear!



thishereboi -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 9:21:26 AM)

drive safe



sirsholly -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 9:39:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(] 
Gross! You touched me & blew in my ear!


[sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif]
LISTERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



yourdarkdesire -> RE: I was here but now I'm gone (10/30/2009 10:49:53 AM)

good grief - I just might have to go back into hiding!  I unhide my profile and now I'm being stalked by a bunch of doms (male AND female) that want to talk on yahoo and see where things go!  What part of "I HAVE SOMEONE IN MY LIFE" is unclear?????



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