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Joe and the Busty Blonde - 10/31/2009 6:54:21 PM

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Joe is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and
inquires, "Are you looking at my *****?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the ***** blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder ***** can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the ***** winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

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RE: Joe and the Busty Blonde - 10/31/2009 7:02:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mydestiny2043

Joe is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and
inquires, "Are you looking at my *****?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the ***** blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder ***** can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the ***** winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

I don't get it....you didn't finish the joke...

(What's the answer?)

And....was he going to put his fingers in her *****?

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RE: Joe and the Busty Blonde - 10/31/2009 7:10:13 PM

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You're kidding right?

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RE: Joe and the Busty Blonde - 10/31/2009 9:03:43 PM

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You're kidding right?

I wasn't trying to be rude, and apologize if I came off that way.As for the joke I didn't write it,but here's my interpretation remember this part?
"It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you"well when she asks him about inserting his fingers the reference is like when someone inserts two fingers between their lips to whistle.So he's thinking if it can blow him a kiss,it must produce enough air to perhaps whistle.Corny yes but like I said I didn't write it LOL.I'm thinking he may be related to forest gump but that's just my opinion

Hope that helped but like I said that's only my interpretation I could be way off

And I'm wondering why I even posted the thing.

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RE: Joe and the Busty Blonde - 10/31/2009 11:34:08 PM

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I liked this joke.

I got it, I will share it, and I thank you for posting it.

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RE: Joe and the Busty Blonde - 11/1/2009 12:20:58 PM

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Another opinio,

I shared it with a friend, by phone, no gestures.

He really enjoyed it and is passing it along.

Thanks again,
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RE: Joe and the Busty Blonde - 11/1/2009 10:52:37 PM

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outlier,
I just wanted to say thank you for your kind words,I have to admit I was thinking I really made matters worse after my translation. Hence my comment about why did I even post it. It's nice to hear I'm not the only one with a some what unique sense of humor

. Glad you enjoyed it!

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RE: Joe and the Busty Blonde - 11/1/2009 10:56:30 PM

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