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New Deodorant - 11/1/2009 7:15:52 AM

mydestiny2043

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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap
and push up bottom.

I can barely walk,
but whenever I fart
the room smells awesome.

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/1/2009 10:25:30 AM

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Keep this shit up destiny and I might just fall in love with you.

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/1/2009 11:03:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Keep this shit up destiny and I might just fall in love with you.

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I hope you don't mind if I report you for making a racist post. Nothing personal.

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You're a contradiction in motion my friend. Nothing personal.
destiny

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/2/2009 12:55:56 AM

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A contradiction in motion ? I'll have to take that as a compliment. Quite insightful I might add.

Edited to add : I didn't report anything, I am not a squealer. And reporting me is no good. They already watch me like a hawk.

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/2/2009 3:04:28 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

A contradiction in motion ? I'll have to take that as a compliment. Quite insightful I might add.

Edited to add : I didn't report anything, I am not a squealer. And reporting me is no good. They already watch me like a hawk.

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My comment was based on your posts.I didn't call you a squealer, all I did was quote you and they were your words not mine.And no where did I say anything about reporting anyone ,I'm a big girl and can handle situations on my own.Have a nice day.

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/2/2009 7:56:24 AM

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I remember writing that, I was trying to be glib. Perhaps I failed. Sorry if you took it wrong. I've been told I have a warped sense of humor, I have no effective argument against that. I know I am warped, pretty much all the way around.

I'm not so worried about the moderators here, it's those guys with the net. They do have some cool restraints though.

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/2/2009 8:56:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

I remember writing that, I was trying to be glib. Perhaps I failed. Sorry if you took it wrong. I've been told I have a warped sense of humor, I have no effective argument against that. I know I am warped, pretty much all the way around.

I'm not so worried about the moderators here, it's those guys with the net. They do have some cool restraints though.

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No need to apologize as I was not offended,I just stated the facts is all.
I also don't mind a wharped sense of humor,I have been known to test the waters myself at times. I guess perhaps I'm just a little more cautious as I hate it when I get in over my head,especially this time of year with so few good looking lifeguards to help a girl out

. Have a nice day.

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/2/2009 12:42:05 PM

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Wow............just wow!

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/9/2009 10:47:06 PM

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Ive already fell in love with her. but...heres one for you destiny. a straight man accidentally walks into a gay bar and orders a beer. the bartender says he cant serve him unless he tells him his dicks name. The guy says "what?" The bartender says its a gay thing. all of us have named our dicks and I cant serve you unless you tell me your dicks name. They guy says it doesnt have one. The bartender says well youd better give it one or I cant serve you. so the guy says give me a sec. He thinks as the bartender serves someone then comes back. well, have you thought of a name yet? the guy says yes "secret". the bartender says secret or not you have to tell me. the guy says "no thats its name. secret." the bartender says why? the guy says "because its strong enough for a man but its made for a woman." Master Jack

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/10/2009 4:18:13 PM

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I was saving that one ,was in my special pile.

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/10/2009 6:18:00 PM

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Im sooo sorry. I didnt mean to steal your thunder. Master Jack

if pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

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RE: New Deodorant - 11/11/2009 1:46:58 AM

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Say it ain't so.......................................................................................thanks.

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