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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly
realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so
I timed my farts with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better
and feeling really good about my ingenious
method of covering my indiscretion.
I finished my pint and then noticed that
everybody in the pub was staring at me.

That's when I suddenly remembered that
I was listening to my iPod !!!