Termyn8or
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Youse people are nucking futs. But I still continue. Rick and Dana left to go do a big Halloween shigdin with family. They got back today. Had an issue with Rick but it has blown over. So we are bullshitting and I said something. Dana is hard to really get pissed, but she will stand up for herself and after the statement I made she said "HEY !". I really don't remember the statement but I responded "I didn't mean anything, I was just trying to be vile and disgusting". She was so close to literally ROFL I bet she could smell it.
Over the years, I have found it hard to find any real humor in life, and when I do I cherish it.
Like with Jack. We are in my old livingroom and there is a mop in the room, but the floor is carpeted. He hits his beer and says "What is that mop doing in here ?". I looked over at the mop for an appropriate time and then responded "I don't know what you are hallicating but it ain't doing shit".
He left himself wide open for that one. Almost like an inviting...... nevermind. That kind of shit has to do with what I said to Dana earlier, and we guys had a good laught, but my statement had something to do with a joke I read here about a cold wax, and someone gluing their cooch to the bottom of the tub. I actually let her read that joke, and of course she was properly affected.
Am I ever going to stop, of course. I mean with my mouth eventually someone will kill me, and actually succeed this time. But until then I will push the envelope so to speak. You really don't get anywhere these days in life without testing limits now do you ?
I was considering not posting this because in some places it is illegal. But one day Steve and the olman had all the parts they wanted off a car and decided to just get rid of it. It had a couple of flat tires and was pretty much stripped, and no they did niot steal it ! So they get the 20 ton rated crane chain out and pull it out of the driveway and in the middle of the night figured they would just leave it on the freeway. Well something went wrong and this land yacht wound up blocking the entire on ramp. The olman was pushing Steve in this derilict and when that was no longer possible Steve walks up to the window and asks the olman "What the fuck do we do now ?". Well with his age and wisdom in these matters the olman said "Get in". So they went to the bar. Case closed.
I got alot more, but collecting my thoughts is proving harder than I anticipated. That doesn't mean others can't contribute their personal moments of laughter.
Reader's Digest had this much right, laughter is the best medicine, at least sometimes.
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