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spankhappyjack -> spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:00:13 PM)
about my fling TIE ME UP!! SPANK MY BUT!! MAKE IT BEET RED!! GRAB MY BALLS!! MAKE ME BEG YOU!! TO SUCK YOUR PUSSY!! OR SUCK YOUR COCK!! INVITE YOUR FRIENDS!! FEMALE & MALE!! LETS HAVE A PARTY!! I WILL BE YOUR!! PARTY FAVOR!! PLAY GAMES WITH MY BODY!! USE WHIP'S & PADDLES!! PUT CLOTHESPINS ALL OVER ME!! INCLUDING MY COCK & BALLS!! USE HOT WAX ON ME!! MAKE ME BEG YOU TO FUCK MY ASS WITH STRAPONS!! OR WITH WITH ALL YOUR COCKS!! I MUST BE BLINDFOLDED!! SO I WONT KNOW WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!! AND TIED UP SO I CANNOT MOVE AN INCH TO AVOID ANYTHING THAT IS DONE TO ME!! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!! YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!

mnottertail -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:02:32 PM)
Is our entire life going to be a series of oneliners? (some of them mispelled?) mother told me there would be days like this. welcome. Ron

CarrieO -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:07:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: spankhappyjack USE YOUR IMAGINATION!! How unfortunate that you couldn't use yours and had to resort to posting your profile instead. Now, turn off the computer and get ready for bed...its a school night.

Venatrix -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:12:39 PM)
You know what I like about the OP? There isn't a trace of "do-me" there at all. Not one bit. It's all about how he can serve the woman of his dreams and focus on her needs. It's almost making my eyes water, it's so touching.

LadyPact -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:21:14 PM)
I'm going to attribute it to a high sugar induced lack of common sense brought on by eating too much Halloween candy.

Lockit -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:45:24 PM)
Personally... I think he is already someone we know... playing. Enjoy yourself 'jack'...

VeryMercurial -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:46:13 PM)
Just another typical submissive male on here, no big deal. lol Hi spankhappyjack, did you forget any other ways you want to serve?

tornaway -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:48:02 PM)
AND it's mostly capitalized , making it nothing less than a list of orders for that "lucky" someone who takes him on ! Whoopee f---in do ! How very unappealing . [:'(]

mnottertail -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:48:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: spankhappyjack about my fling YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!! Unfortunately for you, it looks like you can't, this go around, pal. Looks like you are all in, and your date has ordered the lobster, do you feel me? Ron(ne)

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 4:57:14 PM)
Wow....just, wow....oh ladies I had no idea.....

BoiJen -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 5:00:32 PM)
Why do I always have to be right? boi

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 5:01:28 PM)
It must be a terrible burden grins zeph

BoiJen -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 5:32:32 PM)
The worst. boi

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 5:42:51 PM)
Too long; didn't read. Next.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 5:50:35 PM)
This is why I don't strive for perfection, that and being basically lazy. How's the world domination thing coming along? When you get to Canada stop by and say hi. zeph

Lashra -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 6:13:03 PM)
You just wait until your mother comes home young man. [sm=doghouse.gif] ~Lashra

BoiJen -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/1/2009 6:56:49 PM)
It's going quite well actually. We've conquered the outer planets and their moons (Universal Domination). South Florida is coming along quite well. I'm actually meeting with the fan club contingent in Philly this week to speak about the movement in the tri state area and may make an appearance in Baltimore Friday evening. The fan club grows daily. boi If you don't hear from us, then we're succeeding

sirsholly -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/2/2009 1:56:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I'm going to attribute it to a high sugar induced lack of common sense brought on by eating too much Halloween candy. Red Dye #40. Makes 'em goofy.

Lashra -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/2/2009 3:06:20 AM)
quote: do you feel me? Hey Ronne if he does feel ya up, make sure to take some pics ok? [sm=insane.gif] ~Lashra

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: spankhappyjack (11/2/2009 3:22:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BoiJen It's going quite well actually. We've conquered the outer planets and their moons (Universal Domination). South Florida is coming along quite well. I'm actually meeting with the fan club contingent in Philly this week to speak about the movement in the tri state area and may make an appearance in Baltimore Friday evening. The fan club grows daily. boi If you don't hear from us, then we're succeeding The thing I don't understand is why this hasn't made the news, surely it's worth a mention? Best of luck and watch out for the asteroids! zeph

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