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I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:15:36 PM   
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Preparation H (in the little tin foil packs) has a "fanned", two sectioned top....I've been cutting them with nail skizzors for well over 6 months.

Cigarettes cost less if the seller has a lot of feathers in his hat (or sells banned fireworks).

Cinnamon can be used for things other than toast.

I didn't know that wimmen's aren't as subject to men's looks as men are to wimmen's.  (This one baffles me actually).

I knew that wimmen's look at men's shoes first....but why?  (What's after shoes, by the way?). All we care about is that you all wear 6 inch heels everywhere (peeing, paying bills, making cinnamon toast....) .  Why do you care if we wear anything other than matching socks?  (Aren't you happy we're wearing matching socks?).

I didn't know that beef is red only because of some odd gases they put in our food at the store.

That coffee DOES taste better at those little coffee huts where the girls are dressed largely in electrical tape.

And....lastly....I had no idea that my cat thinks my hand is in fact me.  (I've been thinking, actually, of introducing everyone...."Cat....meet Lookie's girlfriend.....").























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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:20:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		I gotta say that was some pretty random stuff, and perhaps in my flu infested mind, quite incomprehnsible. So I am going to take some Nyquil, and head to bed.

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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:33:19 PM   
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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:33:35 PM   
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That....
...Cinnamon can be used for things other than toast. Oooh, cinnamon rolls, yummy yummy cinnamon rolls... cinnamon sugar donuts, cinnamon-spiced coffee... yup yup yup!

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...(Aren't you happy we're wearing matching socks?). (Very.)

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And....lastly....I had no idea that my cat thinks my hand is in fact me.  (I've been thinking, actually, of introducing everyone...."Cat....meet Lookie's girlfriend....."). Lookie, my parent's cat is something of the same way... my dad'll sit in his high-back leather chair and watch t.v., use his laptop (which he's doing right now, hehe) and she'll come up on the side looking for rubs and pets... if dad doesn't pay attention, she'll go after his elbow with bites and nibbles.



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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:33:37 PM   
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I knew that wimmen's look at men's shoes first....but why?  (What's after shoes, by the way?).


Number of missing teeth and visible tattoos. 

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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:37:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I knew that wimmen's look at men's shoes first....but why?  (What's after shoes, by the way?).


Number of missing teeth and visible tattoos. 


 

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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:37:41 PM   
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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:39:14 PM   
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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:41:27 PM   
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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:41:27 PM   
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it's only in Aylee's experience wolf. i've explained to her i've several tats and all my teeth....


Ahha you are a man!


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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:43:12 PM   
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it's only in Aylee's experience wolf. i've explained to her i've several tats and all my teeth....


Ahha you are a man!




Starts molesting SubOnlyForHim just to make sure she has all the girlie parts.

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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:50:34 PM   
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Lookie?......sweetie?......time to get laid.....


(I actually concur with this line of thinking).

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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 4:53:40 PM   
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Lookie?......sweetie?......time to get laid.....


(I actually concur with this line of thinking).



Yes but it's long past time to do something about it. It's starting to do things to your mental state.....in the interest of saving your sanity (what little remains) I offer myself should you wish, just let me know.


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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 5:05:41 PM   
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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 7:18:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Lookie?......sweetie?......time to get laid.....


(I actually concur with this line of thinking).



Yes but it's long past time to do something about it. It's starting to do things to your mental state.....in the interest of saving your sanity (what little remains) I offer myself should you wish, just let me know.



Well, thank you.

Currently I'm dating myself (and I've asked myself to come back now 5 times).....

(I never say "no"....and I like that about myself).

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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 7:38:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Yes but it's long past time to do something about it. It's starting to do things to your mental state.....in the interest of saving your sanity (what little remains) I offer myself should you wish, just let me know.


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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/1/2009 11:35:00 PM   
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I didn't know that wimmen's aren't as subject to men's looks as men are to wimmen's.  (This one baffles me actually).


Me too, Senor Nookster, but primarily in the sense that I'm not quite sure what you're saying.



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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I knew that wimmen's look at men's shoes first....but why? 


I've noticed this many times, and I don't get it - unless it's their way of assessing my financial status - "Hmm, nice looking guy, and he's wearing $300 Brunos..." It's uncanny the number of times a woman's made eye contact with me on the street, smiled warmly, and then looked straight at my shoes.



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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
That coffee DOES taste better at those little coffee huts where the girls are dressed largely in electrical tape.



I did not know there were such places. Can you shoot me the addresses, or better yet the GPS coordinates?


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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/2/2009 12:57:59 AM   
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If it's the shoes that women like so much I should have them all swooning....I am a Male Shoe Whore!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A gorgeous male that likes shoe shopping??????????

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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/2/2009 2:07:31 AM   
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it's only in Aylee's experience wolf. i've explained to her i've several tats and all my teeth....


I know exactly what Aylee is referring to, after working in emergency for over 10 years the teeth to tatts ratio is very helpful in delineating someone who is more likely to be approachable, compliant and pleasant.....the less teeth than tatts puts a person lower down that ratio and more likely to be rude, lesser intelligence and uncooperative.

I have I have 3 tattoos myself and don't apply this to all tattoed people, just a certain 'type'



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RE: I had absolutely NO fucking idea..... - 11/2/2009 7:21:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: SubOnlyForHim

it's only in Aylee's experience wolf. i've explained to her i've several tats and all my teeth....


Ahha you are a man!



most definitely not zeph. am i gonna have to give you a webcam show? or Sir's name on here so you can perv Him and see that HE is MOST definitely THE MAN?

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