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Pastafarians Unite! - 11/2/2009 12:01:13 AM   
XTommyTheKatX


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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/3/2009 7:50:34 PM   
GotSteel


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1.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
3.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.
4.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
5.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.
6.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build multi million-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.
7.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
8.
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It's A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/3/2009 8:04:48 PM   
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(this is fuscia.. I think.. and, does the Noodly One accept offerings and homage instead of sacrifice? Inquiring noobs want to know..)

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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/3/2009 8:14:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GotSteel

To help spread the good word of his noodly appendage I thought I'd post the ten condiments:



GotSteel..... what happened to condiments # 9 and # 10 ?
Probably laughing so hard, you couldn't type anymore.

GoddessImaginous.... yes, that is fuschia and this is teal (from a blessed one.)

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 11/3/2009 8:18:09 PM >

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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/3/2009 8:21:49 PM   
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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/4/2009 3:36:29 AM   
GotSteel


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
GotSteel..... what happened to condiments # 9 and # 10 ?


Mosey the pirate captain accidentally dropped those on the way back down the mountain. (shrug) It happens, the ten commandments don't really add up to ten either.

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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/4/2009 3:58:26 AM   
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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/4/2009 7:58:50 AM   
MarsBonfire


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Status: offline 		This religion was started as a comment on the Kansas I.D. controversy, and has grown by leaps and bounds. As I understand it, the followers of FSM should dress and talk as pirates. Also, the creator of the religion (see their web page) is taking donations to build a priate ship in honor of FSM.

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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/4/2009 12:03:26 PM   
UncleNasty


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RE: Pastafarians Unite! - 11/4/2009 4:23:57 PM   
GotSteel


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ORIGINAL: MarsBonfire
As I understand it, the followers of FSM should dress and talk as pirates.


That's on a religious holiday once a year, Christians shove candy in their socks just as often.


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