How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide

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Vendaval -> How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 6:37:02 AM)
Definitely not safe for work unless you work for a urologist! [:D] http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

GreedyTop -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 6:40:01 AM)
LMAO!

Hillwilliam -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 6:43:05 AM)
I guess I'm a "strongarmer" here

mydestiny2043 -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 6:59:58 AM)
[sm=LMAO.gif]Customizing the angle of your dangle[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]I must have been absent that day they covered that in med school[sm=gaah.gif].

Marc2b -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 7:06:33 AM)
Ah yes, the morning wood/need to pee problem is one I face most mornings - but I have my own technique for dealing with it. I close my eyes and imagine I'm looking at some fat, middle aged, plumber's hairy ass crack as he bends over to fix some pipes. The erection goes away in a matter of seconds.

SteelofUtah -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 8:37:00 AM)
And I always thought that was why there were Decorative Towles above the toilet to catch the Stream as it goes everywhere. Learn something new every day. The Superman looks fun but with morning wood my Penis would touch the water and that is some cold ass water so I am sure my morning wood issue would be taken care of with that. This is why I pee in the shower. Steel

hardbodysub -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 10:14:36 PM)
Now I know how they really came up with those Yoga positions!

PolyVinyl -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/3/2009 10:44:20 PM)
Oh man, I'm definitely a plank-er LOL... but that also has to do with my PA piercing.

Lucylastic -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/4/2009 10:34:01 AM)
ok but now I have this strange urge to send to all my male aquaintances and do a poll grins I needed something fun today LOL thanks Ven

Vendaval -> RE: How to pee with morning wood, illustrated guide (11/6/2009 4:25:10 AM)
Yeah, a hidden cam in the bathroom for those morning wood experiences would be a blast!

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