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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 5:51:05 AM

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why are they called blowjobs anyway? when participating in this particular activity, i'm sucking, not blowing. unless i'm doing it wrong.

*Dons my smarty-pants.*

The term comes from Victorian England. Remember that at that time folks would refer to women of questionable character as "blowsy?" (Think about literature you've read.) Well, "blow" was slang for ejaculate. So, getting a blow job meant creating an ejaculation in the man. Thus, "blow job" is from the masculine perspective of what happens to the man (rather than some odd, ineffective action on the part of the partner). Once again, the masculine bias reigns! Arghhhhhhhh!

Also I have heard that "blow" in this usage is a corruption of the word, "below." So that they are "below jobs."

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 6:09:11 AM

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Did June Cleaver take off her apron when she gave a blowjob?

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 6:33:31 AM

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Did June Cleaver take off her apron when she gave a blowjob?

she likes blow jobs cause Ward was always way too hard on the Beaver

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 6:35:13 AM

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why are they called blowjobs anyway? when participating in this particular activity, i'm sucking, not blowing. unless i'm doing it wrong.

*Dons my smarty-pants.*

The term comes from Victorian England. Remember that at that time folks would refer to women of questionable character as "blowsy?" (Think about literature you've read.) Well, "blow" was slang for ejaculate. So, getting a blow job meant creating an ejaculation in the man. Thus, "blow job" is from the masculine perspective of what happens to the man (rather than some odd, ineffective action on the part of the partner). Once again, the masculine bias reigns! Arghhhhhhhh!

Also I have heard that "blow" in this usage is a corruption of the word, "below." So that they are "below jobs."

Any more questions that I can help you with?

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 6:36:33 AM

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Did June Cleaver take off her apron when she gave a blowjob?

Of course not! How di you think she got that pearl necklace?

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 6:37:51 AM

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A full 57 minutes ahead of her first here-are-my-symptoms post.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 6:37:52 AM

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Did June Cleaver take off her apron when she gave a blowjob?

Of course not! How di you think she got that pearl necklace?

i thought it was her reward for always vacuuming in stilettos

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 6:40:34 AM

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Did June Cleaver take off her apron when she gave a blowjob?

Of course not! How di you think she got that pearl necklace?

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 7:42:29 AM

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Did June Cleaver take off her apron when she gave a blowjob?

Of course not! How di you think she got that pearl necklace?

****SNORT******

Ummm . . . I think that would be "spooge" not snort. I do not think that you would want to snort that, even if it IS white.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 7:45:33 AM

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Personally, I think it would be much more fun to simply hijack this thread and talk about blowjobs..

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 7:53:20 AM

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Ummm . . . I think that would be "spooge" not snort. I do not think that you would want to snort that, even if it IS white.

Ahhhh yes, thanks Aylee. Being the Resident Virgin I was not familiar w/the color. I thought it was pale blue/or pink since that's the color of Smurf cum.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 7:59:49 AM

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:20:43 AM

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Thought you were sick!
Go back to bed & heal thyself!

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:22:16 AM

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I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Vote? Good? Bad?

Meh, i probably have too....so if you are bad, am i too LOL

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:30:27 AM

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It has been AGES since I have done some really great kissing but I am quite certain the ratio of kisses to blow jobs is pretty much HUGELY skewed towards the kissing end of the scale.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:32:31 AM

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And if it isn't, it should be.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:35:45 AM

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It has been AGES since I have done some really great kissing but I am quite certain the ratio of kisses to blow jobs is pretty much HUGELY skewed towards the kissing end of the scale.

I'd be a wee bit concerned if it wasn't....

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:37:49 AM

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will some one please forward me the names of those subs who are liking to go the blowjob route, please?

Thanks in advance.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:41:32 AM

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apparently the OP is skewed in that direction.

best wishes for a long and happy blowjob.

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RE: I've given BJs more times than I've kissed. - 11/4/2009 8:44:10 AM

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