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mydestiny2043 -> They Walk Among Us! (11/4/2009 9:36:38 AM)

They Walk Among Us!
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*One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted......
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said.....'where ? '

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning...
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north ? '
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.....'

They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet ? '...
(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

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Steponme73 -> RE: They Walk Among Us! (11/4/2009 10:13:13 AM)

Now that I have spit coffee all over my computer...and picked myself up off the floor...and to think they all walk upright!




Lizbetbathory -> RE: They Walk Among Us! (11/4/2009 10:57:04 AM)

oh that was good....I Own a game shop and all the time i get calls asking if we sell games...... the name of the the shop has the word games in it





Termyn8or -> RE: They Walk Among Us! (11/4/2009 12:00:41 PM)

That is a rerun, but it is an oldie but a goodie. But I got stories too. I'll collect my thoughts and get back to you. It will be worth the wait I think. I have seen stupidity that just, well, is overwhelming.

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SweetDommes -> RE: They Walk Among Us! (11/4/2009 12:20:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lizbetbathory

oh that was good....I Own a game shop and all the time i get calls asking if we sell games...... the name of the the shop has the word games in it





Ah, but have you ever had the people who call to ask what kind of game you specialize in ... deer, quail, ducks, etc. One of my friends got one of those while working at a GameStop.




Saratov -> RE: They Walk Among Us! (11/4/2009 7:23:59 PM)

And many of them reproduce. May even have siblings contributing to the gene pool. [8|]




windchymes -> RE: They Walk Among Us! (11/5/2009 5:23:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

And many of them reproduce. May even have siblings contributing to the gene pool. [8|]


and to Collar Me...[8|]




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