AnimusRex -> RE: those silly Italians judges! (11/4/2009 7:31:11 PM)
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New item- Dateline- Rome- December 5, 2009 Teams of Italian commandos surrounded the houses of Americans convicted of kidnapping, and in a daring pre-dawn raid, forcibly abducted the 18 men, bundled them onto a private charter jet, and flew them to Rome in a reverse version of "extraordinary rendition". The men were brought into Italian court this morning, hooded, shackled, and wearing orange jumpsuits to face sentencing for their crimes. Noted a gov't spokesman for Prime Minister Berlusconi: "These are truly the worst of the worst, and all Europe is safer today because of their capture. Bravissimo to a job well done by our brave security forces!" A member of the Democratic Party was not willing to endorse the idea of bringing terrorists onto homeland soil, however. "Why couldn't we have just launched drone missiles into Manhattan and Virginia and just blow up the neighborhoods where these terrorists are being harbored?" asked one. However, he was immediately shouted down, and the consensus was that shooting random drone missiles into civilian neighborhoods would be an outrageous act of terrorism in and of itself. A man can dream, can't he?
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