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mydestiny2043 -> Three women (11/6/2009 12:09:31 AM)
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE
YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER
QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,'
SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A
PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO
HER EAR..
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I
HAVE A MICROCHIP IN
MY HAND....'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW
-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO
SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING
FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR
EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL
YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
When you stop laughing,
send this to those who will appreciate it.
Gotta love us old gals!!!!
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