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how was I born? - 11/8/2009 10:01:13 AM   
mydarlinggoddess


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A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"  The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male!"
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RE: how was I born? - 11/14/2009 9:42:23 PM   
DanOfIniquity


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I thought this was how it worked:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXrYnz0pKQ

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RE: how was I born? - 11/15/2009 5:17:02 AM   
Vendaval


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This is a much more accessible analogy than the birds and the bees.

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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