Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (12/5/2009 2:49:31 PM)
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I admit that Thing 2 is amazing. I admit that she just told me that she got Heelies from one of her dad's buddies, and I hung up the phone. I admit that I have made it more than crytal clear that I hate Heelies and the kids who wear them in stores, and believe that their parents ought to be shot in the head for letting them go rolling around the stores with them. I admit that I hated hanging up the phone, but I figured my response wasn't going to be a good one, so I chose silence. I admit that after a few minutes, I called her back. I admit that I told her why I hate these stupid fucking roller-shoes (and it's not like it's a new idea... we had them in 1980 - "Pop Wheels"... remember?) I admit that she agreed that she thought kids who wear them inside stores with the wheels on were (her quote, not mine) "nothing but hillbilly, redneck, white trash who didn't have any manners and should have their knees blown out with a shotgun for behaving so badly in public." I admit that my daughter had my same lack of passion and inability to speak her true, innermost feelings. [8|] I admit that I adore her brain. I admit that she said I should be happy that she is happy, and that she wants me to watch her wheel around with them outside our home, but definitely not in a store. I admit that she took a solemn vow to never do that, and it made me giggle inside. I admit that I probably won't set the Heelies on fire now when she gets home because she has shown that she understands me. [;)]
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