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sophiesback -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:24:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit I wanna know how big your carrot grows... you know... Colorado rich soil and all... [sm=Groaner.gif] don't encourage him lockit! lol

Lockit -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:25:07 PM)
I can't help it! lol

Venatrix -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:26:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven /Remembers to get the carrot/ Steven, you're a dom. You're supposed to bring the stick, not the carrot. Ya wanna know where I intend to stick the carrot? [:D] Does it come with batteries?

lovingpet -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:29:09 PM)
Did you know a woman died from playing with a carrot in just such a naughty matter? It was on TV and everything. Just more proof that vegetables are evil! As for OP, I think the expected wank fodder has fallen well short of your expectations in a similar fashion as your cocklength would have if any of this was remotely real. lovingpet who needs to sleep more if she's ever going to quit being so damn bitchy PS: I just have a vision of DS and Lockit sharing said carrot in a very intimate manner. Guess it's back to the I Admit It I thread for me. [:o]

AquaticSub -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:31:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Did you know a woman died from playing with a carrot in just such a naughty matter? It was on TV and everything. Just more proof that vegetables are evil! Died... from a carrot? How far did she jam it up there!!!! [:-]

lovingpet -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:33:44 PM)
She was actually using it quite sensually. She had peeled it and apparently left some cuts in it that were sharp enough to cut her up internally. The excess direct dose of beta carotine along with bleeding were the causes of death if I remember correctly. Bizarre. lovingpet

Aylee -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:41:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet She was actually using it quite sensually. She had peeled it and apparently left some cuts in it that were sharp enough to cut her up internally. The excess direct dose of beta carotine along with bleeding were the causes of death if I remember correctly. Bizarre. lovingpet Two words. . . Vegetable Peeler

AquaticSub -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:43:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet She was actually using it quite sensually. She had peeled it and apparently left some cuts in it that were sharp enough to cut her up internally. The excess direct dose of beta carotine along with bleeding were the causes of death if I remember correctly. Bizarre. lovingpet Condoms people! You never know what your sex toys will expose you to! o.O And people think I'm paranoid...

DarkSteven -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:47:22 PM)
The wimmins here like my big carrot. [:)]

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:52:15 PM)
Oh my but that's a big one Steven! fans self

Aylee -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:52:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven The wimmins here like my big carrot. [:)] WOW! That is ALMOST enough to make me change my orientation!

AquaticSub -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:53:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven The wimmins here like my big carrot. [:)] Curse my pop-up blocker!

Lockit -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:55:34 PM)
That's an orgy carrot... we could all straddle that thing. I wonder if it floats and could fly though the air and if we could get media coverage.

lovingpet -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/10/2009 7:57:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit That's an orgy carrot... we could all straddle that thing. I wonder if it floats and could fly though the air and if we could get media coverage. Only if we claim that a small child fell off of it in flight and might have plummeted to his death. Still growly about that. lovingpet

thishereboi -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/11/2009 4:13:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact So you joined the site today to tell us the story? Yep, if I was her, I wouldn't be happy either. You think that's it? I thought maybe it was because his profile says he is actively seeking dominant females. But you could be right.

howahkan -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/11/2009 3:46:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Knox52 Hey, I have been chatting online with my mistress and I think I upset her. She said that next time we meet she is going to tie me to a chair and blindfold and gag me. I am not comfortable with a blindfold but everything else is fine. She told me to go shopping and pick up a few items. Anyone have some good suggestions so i don't upset her. I don't think I need a gag cause she said she is going to gag me with her panties..Thanks In regards to your mistress being upset, I guarantee she would have told you so. The reason she told you to go out and buy some things is she wants to see inside your mind, as any good Mistress would. If you want to make her happy set your fear aside and play the game according to her rules. If you do this right you will have a great time with her. You are very lucky to have such a great Mistress. Enjoy...

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/11/2009 5:29:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Knox52 Hey, I have been chatting online with my mistress and I think I upset her. She said that next time we meet she is going to tie me to a chair and blindfold and gag me. I am not comfortable with a blindfold but everything else is fine. She told me to go shopping and pick up a few items. Anyone have some good suggestions so i don't upset her. I don't think I need a gag cause she said she is going to gag me with her panties..Thanks Here's my suggestion: Don't piss her off.

LadyPact -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/11/2009 5:57:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi You think that's it? I thought maybe it was because his profile says he is actively seeking dominant females. But you could be right. No, I was pretty sure it was the wanking crap to begin with. Just My little way of not feeding into the fantasy of actually discussing the toys with him.

dreamerdreaming -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/11/2009 8:39:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven The wimmins here like my big carrot. [:)] searching flights to Denver

ElanSubdued -> RE: I think I upset my mistress (11/11/2009 9:32:04 PM)
Steven, quote: The wimmins here like my big carrot. [:)] I like your carrot too. You know. The shape. The size. The texture. The ratio of length to thickness. The orangeness of it all. It's a very, very nice carrot. Just sayin'. :-) Elan.

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