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mydestiny2043 -> Little Johnny.....The meaning of tragedy (11/10/2009 5:44:45 PM)

GORDON CAMPBELL was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said GORDON, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained GORDON.
'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

GORDON searched the room.

'Isn't there someone here who can give
Me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. CAMPBELL was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and
Blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed GORDON.'That's right.

And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss. .
And it probably wouldn't be a frigging accident either'.[8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]




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