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JamesJohnson1986 -> How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 6:36:12 PM)
I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win. I appreciate your time.

LadyPact -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 6:38:04 PM)
And we care because????

BKSir -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 6:38:32 PM)
Yeah, that's pretty much what I was thinking LP...

Aileen1968 -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 6:39:16 PM)
Often

DVsFox -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 6:39:44 PM)
Magical Internets Amazing. DV's Fox

SthrnCom4t -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 6:42:11 PM)
I think you should wait another week. Just a single week of teasing yourself is not nearly long enough.

Aylee -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 6:44:45 PM)
So. . . what happens. . .you look at yourself in the mirror and say: "You have a stupid hair-cut and you dress yourself funny!" I guess that the whole, "teasing your own self" escapes me. Sthrn, Can I tease Otter instead?

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:06:25 PM)
You're kidding, right?

Lockit -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:06:58 PM)
So in place of a dominant, you are asking all of us to in a sense dominate you? Wow... how easy that sounds... if it would work. Sorry dude... you will have to do the work to get a dominant. You can't just walk into a room or a message board and expect us to fulfill your wishes by expecting us to tell you what to do. If I had to give an answer... you wouldn't be happy... not happy at all with my answer. So be lucky we won't give you some dominance without having a foundation for it. There isn't a sliding into home for submissive's around here.

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:12:04 PM)
It's not surprising ... his profile says he's looking for online.

CarrieO -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:12:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JamesJohnson1986 Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win. I love that you've given us the rules to this game of yours. But.....I think I will pass. I need to wash my hair or something important like that.

Lockit -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:14:09 PM)
Even looking for an online player... one still has some work to do to achive that end goal. He might do better in an extreme or role playing chat room than here on the boards. If finding a dominant was that easy... everyone would have one. lol Don't ask me to spell or type well after my long shopping trip that a submissive could have offered to do for me... if I had one here. Damn... guess I better get to workin on that! lol

Lucienne -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:15:14 PM)
Well, the Ask My Penis forum has failed to raise to the challenge tonight, haven't we? ETA: With a cheese grater, OP. With a cheese grater.

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:17:04 PM)
He appreciates our time ... wonder if he feels the same about our comments? [sm=sucks.jpg][sm=lame.gif][sm=Groaner.gif]

Aylee -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:17:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue You're kidding, right? Nope! I would LOVE to tease Otter! But I think that his Lady should okay it first! [;)]

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:18:43 PM)
True one has to work to achieve the end goal ... but do little boys have the patience?

Lockit -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:20:24 PM)
Apparently not. lol

RedMagic1 -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucienne With a cheese grater, OP. With a cheese grater. I dated a woman who was an ex-prodomme, and we were hanging out one night talking about pervertables, and she brought up "cheese grater." After I stopped going wtfwtfwtf, she explained that no, silly, she didn't really use it, she just threatened "sensitive parts" with it.

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:27:52 PM)
I'm going to steal that idea. Love it!

RedMagic1 -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:32:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue I'm going to steal that idea. Love it! You could probably remove pubic hair with it and hold it up to his face so he could see the hairs in it, even though you caused no real damage. I've never sessioned with one, but I bet it could be a hell of a mindtwister. ("Mindtwister" is my new "ladies message board" word for a better-known BDSM term.[;)])

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