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AtrickTual -> Vaca? (11/12/2009 8:28:02 AM)
Posted to My profile: 11/12/2009 10:43:54 AM: Attention: Female slave wanted. Must be young and fit. Need to get away? We/we will be on vaca for the last two weeks in Jan and 2 weeks in Feb I will be there on the beach staying at our chalet for 2 weeks, and in southern Georgia in jan-feb for 2 weeks and expect for you to serve/service Me as in a trial basis as a pain slut, whore into domination and TPE. Must be prepared to be right on the beach/pool/spa and be a slut and a fuck toy and a house servant during the day. We/have 2 small non-alergenic dogs and occasionally drink and smoke. Yes I will need a commitment and multiple exchanges take place before you are the chosen one. This is a real offer so do not delay. I expect that you would send Me a long detailed email (1000 words minimum)telling me about you and more pictures. Be willing to change your profile to 'under consideration of Master Atrick Tual'. your needs will be met and dealt with pending a proper reply and a passing certain tests this being the first. Master Atrick Tual ________________

Lockit -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 10:46:31 AM)
You want a thousand word introduction email? Well... I guess you won't be too busy to actually introduce yourself... Welcome... and good luck with that.

devilishpixie -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 12:40:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AtrickTual I expect that you would send Me a long detailed email (1000 words minimum)telling me about you and more pictures. Be willing to change your profile to 'under consideration of Master Atrick Tual'. your needs will be met and dealt with pending a proper reply and a passing certain tests this being the first. Master Atrick Tual ________________ So you not only expect them to not only write you a 1000 word introduction but after to send you more pictures than their profile but to automatically put in their profile "under the consideration of" No offense but isn't that like submittiing to a virtual stranger?

howahkan -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 1:00:43 PM)
Sorry. I ran your introduction through Open Office and it only has 208 words. You will have to try again. And where's our pictures? Welcome to the boards...

CarrieO -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 1:06:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AtrickTual This is a real offer so do not delay. Well, bless your 'lil pea-pickin' heart...welcome and good luck with that.

peppermint -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 2:11:53 PM)
The title of this forum is Introduce yourself. It's for people new to Collarme to tell a bit about themselves and let the other members see them for the first time. After having been on Collarme for for 5 years it seems that an introduction at this time is a bit...well...unnecessary. If this is an ad, then you are supposed to confine that to the non forum side of Collarme. There are 100 or more couples searching for that lovely young bi submissive female for every lovely young bi submissive female who might wish to be in a poly situation. You see...it's a buyers' market for these young females. They get to see what those 100+ couples are offering and make their choices from that. You are offering the requirement of a 1000 word essay, pictures (probably naked), and a commitment to an unknown unmet couple who SAY they want long term but are just as likely looking for a few weeks of sexy fun before telling the lovely young bi submissive female that she just won't suit. Good luck.

LaTigresse -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 2:13:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Welcome... and good luck with that. I second this.

Hierodule -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 3:51:18 PM)
ummmmm I believe its "VAY-CAY" rhymes with "bebe." Man sweet deal though ! fuck toy servant pool beach drankin' smokin' (wait 420 or ciggies?) How many well written essays have you gotten so far?

DarkSteven -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 4:56:41 PM)
If ya get more than nine or ten responses, could I get one of those young, fit slavegirls who will do everything? You'd have spares...

Hierodule -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 5:00:46 PM)
Oh wait Vaca... Spain ! I thought he was asking who wanted to go on Vay-Cay (vacation) with him.. duh.. I guess I fail the essay portion of the quiz.

NihilusZero -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 5:08:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hierodule Oh wait Vaca... Spain ! I thought he was asking who wanted to go on Vay-Cay (vacation) with him.. duh.. I guess I fail the essay portion of the quiz. "Vaca", as in "cow" in spanish. Those silly bovine lovers...but I thought there was to be no bestiality requests in the fora?

AtrickTual -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 7:51:38 PM)
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. Mark Twain Seems like a LOT of cackling going on...what's wrong with the offer? Two weeks on the beach expenses paid....free food...booze...maybe even a great time...fish, collect shells...some good sex..so I am a straight shooter and get to the point?...thanks for the comments and yes there are 5 possibles so far...

Lockit -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 8:05:10 PM)
The law of averages around here... combined with murphy's law... they are most likely guys wanting to case the joint. Really... I find that really, really hard to believe. lol Five people wrote a thousand word email to you and sent pictures... and are willing to change their profile to under consideration just like that... lol On second thought. I don't believe that at all. lol Cackle... cackle... But I don't lay eggs! I'm retired. Your nickname is very interesting. lol Kind of sounds like... a trick to all...

SultryItalian -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 8:05:14 PM)
I know I'm not the brightest bulb in the bed of tulips, but lemme get this straight: You want a girl to not only submit to you and announce it to the interwebs, but you also want her to get it on with a bovine? Or is it that you want her to submit to you and your wife/lover/partner/assistant possible axe murder and join you on an extended vacation where she is to further trust you with her life? Then, you reply to your thread and make a mockery out of the good people who are concerned for the dull witted girl who would fall for such less than intelligent offer? Yeah, I would rather spend 1,000 words writing an essay on why I love to watch paint dry.

Lucienne -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 8:15:01 PM)
You put a copyright on your journal entries... I just...don't know what to say.

Hierodule -> RE: Vaca? (11/12/2009 8:22:39 PM)
Actually I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. There are probably girls on here that would love to serve and be fucked for a couple weeks and have a sweet free vay-cay. But I wouldn't want to read their essays. Not in a million years [:'(] . Maybe I am under estimating them though.

AtrickTual -> RE: Vaca? (11/13/2009 3:25:33 AM)
ok so maybe asking for 1000 words IS over the top and some are far short of that mark but it is replies...and 5 of you above were curious enough to go to my page here...lol...as to the copywrite that is on the poetry there...as to "under consideration" that is a process in the making as we get to know each other better...THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS GOOD AND BAD...have a great day Master AT Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. Mark Twain

devilishpixie -> RE: Vaca? (11/13/2009 3:49:36 AM)
Why put requirements in your profile if you are not going to hold to them? IMO not holding to those standards is worse than having the unrealistic standards to begin with.

WyldHrt -> RE: Vaca? (11/13/2009 3:51:23 AM)
quote: but it is replies...and 5 of you above were curious enough to go to my page here...lol Hate to burst your bubble, but some forum folks routinely perv the profiles of OPs. That said, I find it interesting that you have "5 possibles" and coincidentally say that 5 of the above posters perved you.

SultryItalian -> RE: Vaca? (11/13/2009 4:17:46 AM)
Hmmmm...The number 5 sure keeps getting repeated lately, especially in this thread. I should play that as my powerball number!

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