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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:00:06 PM

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GLORY, GLORY, Prasie the Lord i'm finally going HOME!

... followed by:

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A voice in the darkness says "Hello my child, my name is Lucifer. I'm sure we're going to be *really* close friends. Oh didn't anyone mention? Annoying the holy hell out of folks on internet forums by proselytizing is now a mortal sin. There should have been a leaflet? No? Oh well, not to worry ... the lake of fire is this way ...".

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:03:47 PM

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If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died?

Among friends and family? Probably something heartfelt, like "I've had a great life. Don't be sad, just remember me the way I was. Take anything you like on the way out, and have a great time at the wake, coz I've stashed a bundle behind the bar".

Or, if I was in one of my impish moods;

"Did I mention this is catching?"

Or, "and the murderer is! ..." <slumps forward, dead>

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:05:15 PM

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It's already been decided long ago that my last words will 90%+ likely be "Huh...well... shit."

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:07:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

It's already been decided long ago that my last words will 90%+ likely be "Huh...well... shit."

I quite like that one

What would be good would be, if you had a big group of friends and family huddled round the bedside, to say "hands up all those who told me it was probably nothing? Yeah, don't you feel a twat now eh?"

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:27:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: Mac001

If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died?

I will let you know in about 60ish years.

Same for me, too, LaT. Though make that about 70ish years for me.

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:27:32 PM

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Fuck. That hurt.

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:29:13 PM

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I wish I would've put more effort in studying for my finals.

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 12:44:55 PM

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Fuck. That hurt.

Ok that shit was funny....

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 1:34:25 PM

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The winning lotto ticket is in the top... uhhh

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If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died?

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 1:44:28 PM

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I see God...and boy is She pissed!!!!

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 1:45:22 PM

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 1:52:09 PM

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the butler did it!!

hehe. I am sure I will have something perplexing to say when the time comes.

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 1:57:42 PM

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Nobody gets out alive.

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/12/2009 2:21:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

The winning lotto ticket is in the top... uhhh

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ORIGINAL: Mac001

If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died?

Years ago a neighbor died just before the hard winter.

He got out of shoveling snow!~~~~

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/13/2009 6:43:17 AM

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any of you girls wanna give me a quick blowjob?

Sir, your dedication to the cause does you credit. I salute you.

Yeah ladies- line forming now. No pushing no shoving!!! HEY NO PUSHING!

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/13/2009 6:46:19 AM

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Dying is easy, comedy is hard. That's one of the best lines I've ever heard.

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/13/2009 6:47:01 AM

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something along the lines of "Finally! Im getting the fuck away from you people!"

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/13/2009 6:51:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

well, it would be the truth this time, it would be 'quick'........unless I could figure out a way to linger............

....and who knows it might resuscitate you....worth a try anyway

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/13/2009 6:55:14 AM

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Okay so they were right....the salmon was bad

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RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? - 11/13/2009 6:56:19 AM

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What fresh hell is this?

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