tazzygirl
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1. Shoot all physicians I. Physicians cause lots of diseases, called iatrogenic diseases. Without physicians there will be no iatrogenic diseases. Also, most diseases are already nearly cured when people go to see their physician about them, so these visits and the accompanying treatments are superfluous. Yes, lets not stop there. shoot all health care professionals. nosocomial infections can be a real bitch too. then again, if we do that, your problem of fertility may take care of itself. quote:
2. Make all medication over the counter without prescription II. Anybody can buy whatever medication that they want, without having to pay a physician for the recipe nor a pharmacy for the medication; this saves lots of money. Also, people that buy the wrong medication and kill themselves will never spend another dime on healthcare costs, as they are dead. Vicodin, xanax, valium, anibiotics... oh yeah... great idea... not. we have enough issues with antibiotic resistant bugs without adding to the problem. but, i suppose having a whole new set of junkies wouldnt be such a bad idea... until they need money to buy more. then they become your problem. quote:
3. Allow, for a period of forty years, only one in a hundred fertile women to have one child. (If multiples, then only one female offspring may reproduce.) III. If a generation is twenty years, then forty years is two generations. Whatever, after forty years fertile females will no longer be fertile. This population control policy will reduce the population by a factor 200 at least - which will cause a proportional reduction in absolute health care costs. Hate to burst that bubble, but, im 44, and still fertile. quote:
4. Forbid all additives to food. IV. Lots of people are intolerant or allergic to various food additives (in Europe called E numbers). Remove the cause - the additives - and health care costs will be reduced. And lots of people are full of shit. ever heard of a wasabi allergy? quote:
6. Prohibit kissing except for one's significant other. VI. Various viruses are transferred by kissing and may cause dozens of different diseases. Limiting kissing will therefore cause the infectious diseases to be transmitted less rapidly, significantly reducing suffering and healthcare costs. Best prohibit handshakes, hugging, cuddling... any kind of close contact. The same viruses can be easily transported by air, by hands, ect. quote:
7. Forbid the selling of food. (If everybody has to grow their own, they will be too busy to become obese.) VII. Already explained. It also has the benefit that unhealthy processed foods will no longer be available. No more MacDonalds and BurgerKing and their ilk. Thats a huge assumption, that people are fat because they dont move, or that they eat at a fast food joint. Both simply are not true.
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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt. RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11 Duchess of Dissent 1 Dont judge me because I sin differently than you. If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.
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