Aylee -> RE: Most lurkers of any Message board in history (11/12/2009 8:07:17 PM)
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I'm a Lurker, I'm a Lurker; I'm horrified at profanity. I cannot write, so on the site I stalk. I talk the talk, but I can't walk the walk. My words of wisdom do not come from Zen But Hallmark cards, Gibran, Rod McKuen. I'm a Lurker; I exemplify banality. I'm a Lurker And my thoughts transcend inanity. I cannot laugh, I'm tight-assed, my beat's down-- Take you to task, I inanely expound. I'm here to cluck my tongue and to cry "fie!" I've got no talent, so I'll just decry. I'm a Lurker; From my maw springs mere mundanity. I'm a Lurker And my thoughts transcend inanity. I can't pace songs, so I will castigate, Pontificate, and ponderously prate. A sin is pride and yet I have the gall To presume to speak for God. I appall. I'm a Lurker; My presumption transcends vanity. I'm a Lurker And my thoughts transcend inanity.
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