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Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:18:10 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		That's the name of what looks to be a hilarious cookbook for beginners (see webpage for exact title; this site won't allow the embedded symbol).

Here's an excerpt: 

Tired of all the cookbooks written by wholesome and sweet chefs that make you want to smack them in the face with a frying pan?
 
Well… you’re in luck! I’m not gonna coddle you, hold your hand or even tell you that you look hot in an apron. I’m not your momma, sweetheart. I’m your daddy!
 
Stop wasting money eating out and ordering in. Don’t have the time to cook? Don’t like cooking? Quit your damn whining and Get in the Kitchen!

I ordered one today to donate to my local group's Xmas auction, and figured it was too good not to share.  It was $12.95 and shipping to California was about $3.

Cali


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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:28:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		If you ain't writing this from your kitchen, I am so gonna kick the dogfuck outta you bitch................

(uh, for charity.......yeah, that's it, for charity)

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 11/13/2009 9:29:19 AM >

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:31:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		If by "kick" you mean "bend you over the kitchen table and fuck you like I own you"... then bring it on mister!


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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:32:00 AM   
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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:34:29 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Hot pastrami on rye bread with mustard and pickles.  The pastrami will be simmering on the stove.


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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:44:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		skip the pickles, and can you assure me that you can pass me over your head a correctly (not raggedly cut) diagonally sliced sandwich upon demand, as I mash 18 million megatons of moulten meat into your firm yet quivvering vagina?

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:53:50 AM   
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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 9:54:20 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

skip the pickles, and can you assure me that you can pass me over your head a correctly (not raggedly cut) diagonally sliced sandwich upon demand, as I mash 18 million megatons of moulten meat into your firm yet quivvering vagina?


You sweet talker you!
Can I add that to the "how to correctly email a girl on CM" thread?

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 10:16:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		sure, if you think the skip the pickles advice will help get some of these fellers some girls, have at it.

Ron

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 11:17:57 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

skip the pickles, and can you assure me that you can pass me over your head a correctly (not raggedly cut) diagonally sliced sandwich upon demand, as I mash 18 million megatons of moulten meat into your firm yet quivvering vagina?
Ron...if Cali keeps here tits flat on the table there is a good chance you can rest your beer on her back without spilling a drop.


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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 11:55:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

sure, if you think the skip the pickles advice will help get some of these fellers some girls, have at it.

Ron


From all of the "absolutely NO men!!!" profiles I see, I think the pickle-skipping is near epidemic.

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 12:13:38 PM   
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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 12:42:02 PM   
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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 1:17:24 PM   
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It's something I could never really understand myself.

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 1:33:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I had actually heard of this cookbook and seen the webpage.  I think that it is a GREAT idea!  Anyone want to send me one?

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 2:21:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Skipping pickles means you won't get the girl? The things I learn.

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 2:29:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Pickles are YUMMY!  I like the tiny dills the best!

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 2:31:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		then you are back on hands-on to head up the team for my blowjob?

(vis a vis the syllogism?)

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 2:33:33 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

then you are back on hands-on to head up the team for my blowjob?

(vis a vis the syllogism?)


I will find someone to give that to you!    Although I thought you had a young lady.  Are you sure that it would not be cheating?

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RE: Get in the Kitchen, Bitches! - 11/13/2009 5:53:29 PM   
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