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So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:29:24 PM   
NihilusZero


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"I just saw your profile, and I must say--it made quite of an impression on me!! While I was reading it I realized that you just might be the woman that I have waited for all of my life!!"




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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:32:11 PM   
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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:33:10 PM   
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And here I thought the full moon was a couple of weeks ago!!!! Well you are a very sexy woman there NZ!!!

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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:34:24 PM   
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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:34:39 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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Status: offline 		omgomgomg I just got the same message!!! I guess that means I'm not the love of his life *sniff*  Best of luck to you both NZ, I will bow out, I won't stand in the way of true love....

ETA: I've now received it 3 times, meh you can have him NZ


< Message edited by zephyroftheNorth -- 11/13/2009 4:42:58 PM >

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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:34:45 PM   
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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:37:43 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Ok, so I go to look at NZ's pics, just to see how long his hair is, right? Talk about CM being f*kt up... this was the ad under his pics:

The ad isn't embedding for me, but it's the one for meeting transexuals for sex.


Something is definitely messed up here. The ad, not the embedding thing.

< Message edited by purepleasure -- 11/13/2009 4:39:07 PM >

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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:41:40 PM   
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I'm glad you all are getting a good laugh!




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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:43:13 PM   
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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:44:36 PM   
NihilusZero


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Status: offline 		Even more disturbing, though, is that towards the end of the message is this:

"Last but not least--I hate lies---I want real love for once!!!!! Please be real with me, ok. I need real love. I don’t want to play games and I am not willing to be played!!!!"

So, now what?!? I've met someone who says I'm the female love of his life...but doesn't want me to lie to him! It's a catch 22! Do I lie and confirm I am a woman because love conquers all, or do I pull a Hedwig and try to get a sex change before he realizes that I've been lying to him thus far?

Help!

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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:46:20 PM   
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And, NZ, please come clean with him, before his poor little, misguided, trolling heart is crushed.

< Message edited by purepleasure -- 11/13/2009 4:48:12 PM >

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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:46:55 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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quote:

ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

Even more disturbing, though, is that towards the end of the message is this:

"Last but not least--I hate lies---I want real love for once!!!!! Please be real with me, ok. I need real love. I don’t want to play games and I am not willing to be played!!!!"

So, now what?!? I've met someone who says I'm the female love of his life...but doesn't want me to lie to him! It's a catch 22! Do I lie and confirm I am a woman because love conquers all, or do I pull a Hedwig and try to get a sex change before he realizes that I've been lying to him thus far?

Help!


Considering that he's posting this all over the place, I say dump him. He'll never be faithful. Come live with me instead *waggles eyebrows suggestively*


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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:47:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

*Votes for total hawtness...

Hussy.


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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:48:47 PM   
NihilusZero


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Considering that he's posting this all over the place, I say dump him. He'll never be faithful. Come live with me instead *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

You're just trying to take advantage of me because I'm on the rebound!!!



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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:52:33 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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quote:

ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Considering that he's posting this all over the place, I say dump him. He'll never be faithful. Come live with me instead *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

You're just trying to take advantage of me because I'm on the rebound!!!




Am not, I'm just trying to....ummm....make you feel better, yah that it it, that's the ticket!!! *looks totally innocent*


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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 4:53:58 PM   
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do I pull a Hedwig and try to get a sex change before he realizes that I've been lying to him thus far?


Ohhh please NOOOOOOOOOOOO.  While I love wimmins, I lubs you just like you are!


quote:

ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

*Votes for total hawtness...

Hussy.




That's right!


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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 5:12:28 PM   
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It would never work; you need someone far more observant than that. Someone that clueless is never gonna figure out your needs & anticipate your desires & etc with any kind of accuracy . .. . . .



& Nihilus, dude, aren't you a little old for me to have to point out that you are, um, pretty like woman? Like, um, duh? Sorry to break the news to you. If it's any consolation I, & many other women, are big fans of pretty-like-girl in their men. Look at how popular Monsieur Depp is . ... . ..



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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 5:15:09 PM   
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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 5:18:31 PM   
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Tell him your new master just shaved your head, and if only he had contacted you last week...

LMFAO! ok now thats just rich!


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RE: So, yes...I have long hair... - 11/13/2009 5:34:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Let me start by saying that I know how hard it can be to be honest with people as you go through life on this terrestial plane. I know sometimes it seems like it would be so much easier to just duck the truth a little, skimp on the details, tell a little less of the whole truth, but in the end this path only leads to abject misery. I know that is isn't the answer you wanted to hear, OP, and I am deeply sorry for cutting you oh so very deeply. I know that you were really hoping this was the one you've been looking for all your life.

Honesty really is the cornerstone of a good relationship. Building on anything less leaves a shaky foundation that will faulter and cause all you have tried to build together to come crashing down. Please be honest with your partner. Of course, in order to do that, first you have to be honest with yourself. Do you really believe you can give up your cock for this person? It is a huge sacrifice (or so I can assume), so think it over. Do you truly feel that innoer woman beckoning you from deep within? Do you long to have your lover drive his cock into your newly bore pussy with unbridled passion? If it means more than life itself to you, the by all means go forth. Just be honest with yourself and really take stock of just how much of....yourself... you are willing to give up.

What do you think is going to happen if your lover discovers the bare, naked, exposed truth before you are ready? Surely you don't want to do any damage to the fragile trust placed in your possession. Peoples hearts, lives, and feelings are not toys for your amusement. Just remember in playing with others in this way you are really playing with yourself.

All my best in your truly delicate situation. We will all be axious to know what you decide. Please be sure to let us know how to ad-dress you next time we meet as it seems you may have discovered a whole new identity dwelling deep inside your flesh. Take good care of yourself and those you love.

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