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CalifChick -> Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/13/2009 10:47:52 PM)
Am I the last one to see the new commercial for pistachios? A woman in black leather and boots (looking very stereotypical dominatrix) walks into view holding a whip. A pistachio in the shell is put on a chair, and she cracks the whip at it. The narrator says, "Dominatrix do it..." Cali

Daddysredhead -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/13/2009 11:00:31 PM)
I saw that last night and damn near died laughing... that was just awesome! [:D]

Level -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 2:50:10 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdsAD-sSM4Y http://www.newser.com/story/70984/dominatrix-levi-johnston-sex-up-pistachios.html Ewww on her pistachio/M&M colored nails, though.

sirsholly -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 3:02:42 AM)
now Kevin is going to wonder if all Dommes have nuts[:)]

Level -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 3:20:02 AM)
LOL holly [:D]

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 3:26:23 AM)
OMG I KNOW!!!!!!!! The kids, their dad and I were watching TV the other day when that commercial came on. DLS and I looked at each other and I had to look away or bust out laughing!! LOVED IT!

subtlebutterfly -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 4:53:00 AM)
rotf nice one!!

lovingpet -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 6:47:32 AM)
One item of concern, however. Doesn't the dominatrix GIVE the commands? wanders off mutter to myself totally confuzzlated

sophia37 -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 8:47:27 AM)
Excellent ad!

Lockit -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 9:19:29 AM)
LOL Great to see... but it reminds me of some of the emails I get! Nuts demanding something.

subtlebutterfly -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 10:13:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit LOL Great to see... but it reminds me of some of the emails I get! Nuts demanding something. SPLURT wipes screen[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

thornhappy -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 5:19:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Am I the last one to see the new commercial for pistachios? A woman in black leather and boots (looking very stereotypical dominatrix) walks into view holding a whip. A pistachio in the shell is put on a chair, and she cracks the whip at it. The narrator says, "Dominatrix do it..." Cali I saw it about 3 weeks ago, but only once. My parents were here and I laughed myself silly. I then pretended that I knew about stuff like that because of the S/M folks around the fringes of scifi conventions.

MissInara -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 5:26:52 PM)
Yeah, it's Isabella Sinclaire.

kiwisub12 -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 8:03:46 PM)
now if she can crack a pistachio nut with her single tail - i would call her Mistress!!!!!![sm=bowdown.gif]

Rhodes85 -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 9:19:36 PM)
'now if she can crack a pistachio nut with her single tail - i would call her Mistress!!!!!!' LOL! that would make a good voiceover for that commercial

LadyPact -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 9:23:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rhodes85 'now if she can crack a pistachio nut with her single tail - i would call her Mistress!!!!!!' LOL! that would make a good voiceover for that commercial I think I'll have to increase My amount of whip practice time.

Rhodes85 -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/14/2009 10:06:34 PM)
Well practice makes perfect [:D]

Vendaval -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/15/2009 5:14:20 AM)
It's much easier to crack nutz open with a hammer. I'm just sayin....[8D]

Marc2b -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/15/2009 5:36:48 AM)
quote: One item of concern, however. Doesn't the dominatrix GIVE the commands? wanders off mutter to myself totally confuzzlated I wondered about that too. Obviously this is a case of topping from the bottom. When you're being TFB'd by a pistashio, it doesn't say much for you Domme cred.

Rhodes85 -> RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! (11/15/2009 7:05:12 PM)
'I then pretended that I knew about stuff like that because of the S/M folks around the fringes of scifi conventions.' Why did that sentence give me a sudden image of Scott Bakula dressed in a latex dominatrix outfit... shudders

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