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Dose of Reality - 11/14/2009 9:03:58 PM

Musicmystery

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RE: Dose of Reality - 11/14/2009 9:22:28 PM

Aanakaris

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sign on a bathroom door:

"We aim to please,

you aim too, please."

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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RE: Dose of Reality - 11/15/2009 9:54:33 AM

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Outside Planned Parenthood:

Enter in rear.

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Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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RE: Dose of Reality - 11/15/2009 1:30:15 PM

lovingpet

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Fence or wall at a public pool:

"Welcome to our ool.
Notice there is not "p" in it.
Please keep it that way."

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If you put your head into more, you'd have to put your back into less. ~Me

10 Fluffy pts.

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RE: Dose of Reality - 11/15/2009 2:23:38 PM

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Sign outside the sperm bank:

"Thank You and Come Again"

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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

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RE: Dose of Reality - 11/15/2009 6:11:27 PM

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A sign at the auto parts store I go to: Our complaints dept. manager is Hellen Waite, so for any complaints to to "Helen Waite"

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RE: Dose of Reality - 11/16/2009 8:32:34 AM

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For the Uber Posters
Thanks for the Grammatical support : ) ~ Term

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RE: Dose of Reality - 11/16/2009 8:46:17 AM

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OOPS. i posted on Masters account.

was just going to say that I like the Carols Mencia Joke about the sign on the Dry Cleaners door that said

Open 7 Days a Week
Open on Sunday Too!

andi

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