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Blonde joke - 11/19/2009 8:20:47 AM

Lucylastic

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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied,
"Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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RE: Blonde joke - 11/19/2009 7:42:25 PM

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:: snickers :: Hey, that is not necessarily "just" a blond joke ... it's also a lifestyle joke. I have always known there was more than one reason I never wanted mine out. I didn't want to have to have the forced re-coup time. :: giggles :: Guess that was a bit TMI ... wait is there such a thing as TMI on here?

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RE: Blonde joke - 11/19/2009 9:20:42 PM

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I think this is one of those, "Official rumor" quotes, but:

At one of the colleges I attended, an anatomy and physiology professor told us about a female student who, when told that semen contains a large amount of sugar in its make up asked;
"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
Turned about ten shades of red as the class roared, then slunk away.

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RE: Blonde joke - 11/20/2009 5:10:32 AM

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